xans: Xans (Jayne's Big Gun)
[Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.

So, home tomorrow. The current exchange rate is sucky, because $60US from my grandparents (much appreciated) only got me $85NZ. Normally I can expect $90 or more, or, in the bad old days when the rate got down to about 44/45 cents to the US dollar, I more than doubled my money... :D

Saw Sorcha for last time before leaving. Watched some SG-1 with Ange. Confused the baby when she woke from her nap and she could feel boobies but they didn't smell like mum's and she really wanted milk... Passed her off to Ange before she could start squaling.

Anyhow, got to pack and all.

Fin.

Burn!

Dec. 28th, 2008 08:48 pm
xans: Xans (Rock On)
I have not been to bash.org in ages, but, zomg, this:

You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403: forbidden on it.
And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with 404: not found.

Bwahahahahaha.

Fin.
xans: Xans (Abby & Gibbs)
...to think you are alone, and turn to find out that you're not. Last night I was half-way through an episode of CSI: NY when my flatmate sleepily stumbled into the living room to ask if anything decent was on. Kinda freaked me, because I'd been under the impression he'd gone out several hours earlier, when, in fact, he'd only gone to bed (had an early morning, what with having to attend an ANZAC parade, and he's not a morning person). Thankfully I didn't embarrass myself by screaming or something when I saw him appear out of the shadows of the hallway, but my heart did jump.

@Longcat> Could a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?
Edible> Thrown out of Windo-
Edible> ...
* Edible goes to cry.

That made me laugh. Yet more sheepage:



I've started out with an ocelot. Let's see if you guys change that.

Fin.
xans: Xans (Panic)
* @darklyndsea claws bizarre's eyes out
@Bizarre> (

Louie> FUCK
ATL> That's what all the girls say
ATL> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
ATL> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"

Hopefully going out to dinner with my Argentinian friends tonight. Was asked earlier this week, but haven't seen them since then. Have sent text asking what's up.

Have also spent the last week waking up at quarter to 8 every morning, without an alarm clock. WTF.

Crumpets with strawberry jam. *dies*

Fin.

:)

Apr. 26th, 2006 02:10 pm
xans: Xans (Bitchplz)
Boy 1: I fucking hate these stupid adhesive seals they put on CDs.
Boy 2: I dunno. I kinda like them.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: Expending all that effort to get the seal off makes the music that much more enjoyable once you finally get the CD out of the jewel case.
Boy 1: Kinda like taking off a girl's bra?
Boy 2: Yeah, except CDs don't start giggling if it takes you more then fifteen seconds.

I had a very hard time not doing just that this weekend... It was cool to see Aston, and Darren, and the rest of the group. Those two and Milan are gone now. Paul leaves in a week and a half. There's fewer and fewer of the original group. Sad, in a way. Although of course they had to move on eventually.
I've remembered, by the by, what I meant to write up in an entry last week. I needed to go into Studylink, but I'd never been in there before. I knew just whereabouts it was, so on the Thursday I went there. Turns out I needed to go back again on Friday as well. Thing was, on Friday, I couldn't find it again. It was like those disappearing shops, Est Ages and all that. I knew I had to walking right past it, more than once. And finally I did see it, but it was weird how I couldn't find it to begin with.
Last night I dreamt about eating raw snake. Cobra to be precise. It didn't taste all that bad, and it was even better cooked. What a strange mind I have.

Interview Meme.
001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Questions from my goddess [livejournal.com profile] virginhuntress.

001. What is your favorite thing about living in NZ?
My favourite thing about living in New Zealand is the food. Particularly mince and cheese pies, and all the different Cadbury chocolate bars. Vegemite, weet-bix... stuff that I couldn't get in the States. It's just different here, and I like it so much better.

002. What is your ideal career?
My ideal career... I don't know. I wish I could be an explorer on alien planets. That would be cool. Unfortunately, unrealistic at this point in time. What I really want to be is a zoologist and entomologist. Animals and bugs. I'm not so fascinated by bugs, except there are so many of them and they have their uses. Mostly it's animals I love studying though.

003. How were you first introuduced to the world of slash?
My very first piece of slash I ever read was some RPS: Justin Timberlake and JC Chasez from *Nsync. But I didn't really get into it until [livejournal.com profile] shiseiji got me fixed on Ronin Warriors, and the yaoi therin. And finally, out of sheer randomness, I decided Remus Lupin and Sirius Black were meant to be a couple, and went in search of fic.

004. As an avid bookreader (like myself), what are you top 3 favorite novels and why?
This one is hard. I've read and enjoyed soooo many books.

I think one of my favourites is Nimisha's Ship by Anne McCaffrey. It's sci-fi, my usual genre, and McCaffrey happens to be one of my favourites. I like this one best because it's just a stand alone novel, not part of any of her other series (except, sort of, the Coelura). And Nimisha is a smart, pretty heiress who is no Paris Hilton. She builds space ships, and tests them out... and she rises to the challenge of surviving and exploring when she gets sucked into an uncharted wormhole and spat out at the ass end of the galaxy.

Another favourite is Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind. I like the whole series it belongs to. I get hopelessly attached to certain characters. I love how sarcastic the main chracter, Richard is. I like that when Richard and Kahlan fall in love, it doesn't alter their personalities drastically like what happens to some characters in other novels I can think of (who end up brainless twits that I want to smack just because omg twu wuv).

Lastly, I'm quite attached to The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice. I like that second novel moreso than Interview with the Vampire--although still a good novel and all that--just because Lestat is such a... Brat Prince. I love him. I love those first two books he narrates. *nods*

005. What is a hobby/talent that you have that you keep to yourself?
Oooh, making me reveal something I've been keeping hidden. Okay, I have this tendency, when given graph paper, to design the layouts of houses. I'll even draw in furniture and label the rooms. I'll have a key for objects that it's not readily apparent what it's supposed to be. I've also done a couple castles. I just have this strong desire to make a visual representation of a home I daydream about. Or sometimes it's to remember something so when I (finally) get the Sims 2, I can design the house in a neighborhood. I swear I have just as much fun designing the houses as playing with the characters (especially with the money cheat so cost doesn't matter).

Fin.

Whee!

Dec. 12th, 2005 08:55 pm
xans: Xans (prick)
So mum sent off all the boxes with my stuff, and they've started arriving. I got several a couple of weeks ago, and three more arrived today. One of the new things that has arrived? Well... Little Blue is no longer alone. Has been joined by Mr. Pink (No, I haven't seen Resevoir Dogs but I HAVE heard things) and the Ivory Tower. And this other toy, not a vibrator but something you slip on your finger... which I think I may call Freddie Fingers. :P Dad was NOT amused when I had to show them off. Lol.
Work has been okay. I have some bruises, which is cool because they're VISIBLE. The pay is pretty good, the customers fun, and Jack and Alice do like me. Customers aren't bad. Some of 'em are even cute. :P
Suzy had me open a bottle of sparkling grape juice today. Two bad things. One, I did it inside. It exploded all over me, the chair, the dog (I washed him after dinner when I had my shower), etc. Two, sparkling grape juice doesn't keep like wine does. It was really off, so we didn't have that. BUT we did have coffee with rum again after dinner. And pudding. Mmmm, pudding.
Got to see Batman Begins on Saturday. Liked it a lot. LOVE Christian Bale so, so much.

And now, some quotes selected from bash.org:

lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
lapyap> she slapped me after that :p

silentpyjamas> heeehheeeh. once my sister's former best friend was having a baby and she couldn't think of a name. we walked past a coke machine and i said "how about dasani?" how was i to know she'd totally take my advice? i'm responsible for a kid being named after a coke product

DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
DannyB> she was confused

Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away

Fin.
xans: Xans (Voldemort)
A four-year-old has beaten Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue to the top of the German pop charts.

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me

Oh, the joys of bash.org.

Fin.
xans: Xans (Lucius)
Wearing a corset encourages me to sit up straight. Thankfully, this one, for all it fits well, is not overly constricting. I can breathe.
I'm at Iain's. Well it's my place too actually now. It's going to take a little bit but people who come by the flat are going to have to learn that my room is no longer the smoking room. Some signage will help, methinks. Buggered if I can remember the names of the others. Ben, yes. Chris, yes. But I promptly forgot the girl with the American boyfriend's name. And his name, too.
It was funny when we showed up because there was all this, "Oh, are you Iain's mum?" and some rushing around because they hadn't realized I'd be moving in today. A couple of the girl's friends had been sleeping in my room. Really, before I came, my room was sort of the smoking room, and the spare room to put up temp guests. Not me. I'll be paying rent.
So not happy with the exchange rate right now. Never thought I'd be upset with NZ having a strong dollar for once.
Mum has left. Thankfully she didn't outright come out and cry. But it was a close thing. :( But really, for me, this is a getting free/on my own two feet type thing and of course she's got the whole empty nest syndrome. This makes me not look forward to being a parent. Of course, at 19, why the hell would I be into deep emotional attachments to anyone? That's just not me.
I have to go to the uni and register at the Job Search place before I can apply for student hardship. Hopefully when Iain gets back we can go do that. He or Emma will help me with applying for my student allowance and such because until Emma mentioned it, I didn't even know I could also apply for accommodation allowance. It probably won't be much, but it will help. She was saying that my fees for room and dinner at Massey were pretty cheap. It's $131 a week I think. Did well on that one. \
*blinks* When we were going through the stuff in storage way back last week and such mum found a live round for... well I'm not sure what type of gun. It looks very military-like though. It's sitting on the desk here next to Iain's comp. Mum was NOT taking that over.
Also, today, when I was cleaning out my wallet, I found a razor I'd put in there sometime when we were still working on the new house (I never knew when it might have been useful). I'm surprised airport security at SeaTac or LAX never caught it. But then when mum and I went to Colorado a couple years ago they didn't catch the can of pepper spray in her purse, either. Of course she'd forgotten it was in there... and I'd been so sure I'd taken that razor out so that I didn't have any thing that could be remotely considered dangerous in my carry-on stuff. Ah well.

Just some bash quotes that made me giggle. )

Fin.
xans: Xans (Matt Damon)
1. Tell me one thing you love about me.
2. Tell me two things you love about yourself.

Then...
3. Look through the comments. When you see someone you know, tell them three things you love about them.
4. Do this in your journal so I can tell you what I love about YOU.

...and more spammage )

isthatmymoon: You know you need to get properly laid when you've gotten so bored with your method of masturbation that your mind wanders off from pleasuring yourself to everything from your pets to something that you saw at your work and wanted to make a necklace with and wow those pearls were so pretty and I wonder if I should use sterling or base metel findings...and oops, half an hour has gone past and you STILL haven't orgasmed.
isthatmymoon: I miss my fiancee.
gregkash: ive thought about math problems or chord progressions for songs during masturbation.
ultrareality: Yeah, but Pythagoras is fucking smokin', dude. It's a rare indeed day when I don't scream out, mid-ejaculation: "a² + b² = c² where c is the hypotenuse while a and b are the sides of the trianglllllleaaaaaarryeeeeeeess!".

That was for you, Brit. We saw Shark Tale; it's very funny. Stayed through the credits while no one else did. On the ride home she made quite the oxymoron. We were complaining about headlights, and then I suggested she take off her top to blind them.
"If they could see it, it would blind them!"
...
Right.

Fin.

Baby...

Oct. 17th, 2004 07:39 pm
xans: Xans (Default)
Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

That's bad. *snickers*

Fin.
xans: Xans (Good Severus)
Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:Nerd
Your Favorite Band/SongThe Beatles - Penny Lane
You Like To Read:Classic literature
You Firmly Believe In:Sex at first sight
Everyone Thinks You Are:OMG WAY HOTT LOLZ
You Were Conceived:Underwater
You Will Marry:A respectable person
Quiz created with MemeGen!


FoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass
FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

*snickers*
They paved more of my lane.
I finally got to play me. Apparently the me Sim likes Matt. A lot. I couldn't get her to talk to Rhi or try and get rid of Jake if I had anything about talking to Matt. (Rhi please don't kill me.) And she's far more interested in working out than I've ever been. But it was still pretty fun and at least she wants to learn how to cook.
I can't resist. It's on my profile, I just showed it to [livejournal.com profile] diea I may as well post it here...

       
Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny.


Fin.
xans: Xans (Default)
philosophiliac> lol this arvo some guy started quoting the 2nd amendment at a teacher after knocking some crow out of a tree
MissBitch> hahahahaha
philosophiliac> with a shoe
MissBitch> ...
philosophiliac> seriously he goes
philosophiliac> "the 2nd amendment states that all citizens have the right and obligation to bear arms"
philosophiliac> "and shoes"
MissBitch> lol
philosophiliac> "we made it very clear to those terrorists that we would tolerate no more attacks"
philosophiliac> and lockie here just got shat on"
MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
philosophiliac> we have decided it is time to attack with neccessary force to show the crows that we mean business"
MissBitch> lol
philosophiliac> if they hit us"
philosophiliac> we hit back
philosophiliac> HARD
philosophiliac> with whatever comes to hand
MissBitch> im holding my nose so i dont burst out laughing here
philosophiliac> and we cannot be held responsable for a war they started
MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
philosophiliac> in the war on crowism, ur either with us
philosophiliac> or ur against us
MissBitch> hahahahahahaha
MissBitch> thats just so hilarious
philosophiliac> oh yeah
philosophiliac> the teacher was in hysterics
philosophiliac> but the guy got a detention neway
MissBitch> hahahaha
MissBitch> oh well
MissBitch> woulda bn worth it!
philosophiliac> yeah
philosophiliac> we were basically on the ground we were laughing so hard
MissBitch> hahahahaha
philosophiliac> and he didn't crack up once
philosophiliac> and as the teacher leads him away he goes
MissBitch> if i didnt want to wake my parents, id b killin myself laughin
philosophiliac> "u can lock me up, but this war is a neccessary one"
MissBitch> oooooooooooooh
MissBitch> lol
philosophiliac> "and one that will be contnued by freedom loving students with shoes everywhere"
MissBitch> HAHAHAHHAHA ROFLMAO

[livejournal.com profile] virginhuntress: Any progress on that lovely picture I sent you?

[livejournal.com profile] wytch_sansmerci: You said you'd send me those pics so I could make my own Slasher t-shirt?

[livejournal.com profile] diea: Lookie! Icons.
.........
.........

These are the ones virginhuntress made me:
.........

Fin.
xans: Xans (Drama Queen ~Lynds (gj))
DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
PeteRepeat> fucking ken
PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

Fin.
xans: Xans (Drama Queen ~Lynds (gj))
This is for [livejournal.com profile] pillu even if she never seems to update/read/comment.
zurt> When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e......... When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:_xanthia
Your haiku:as nice as all last
week had been it wasn't it was
because i couldn't tell
Username:
Created by Grahame


D&D is fun. I'm probably going Prom dress shopping this weekend. Prom is May 15. That means it's a month away. I have 15 more days 'til I can't buy tickets. And I wish I could persuade mum she wants to go into Rave with me and buy me a couple of shirts, skirts, and pair of pants. And an orange belt.
I need so many kick ass non-preppy clothes before I go back to New Zealand. I don't want to be to them what Alexa Wayman is to us because I'm so desperate to be different. Gods, they are going to hate me! And I'm going to tell them to sit and spin.

Fin.
xans: Xans (Default)
"Here in canada, we have a special program to deal with the homeless, its called 'winter.'"

Fin.
xans: Xans (Default)
Tempest> Has anyone seen Passion of the Christ?
Yuki> I heard the guy playing Jesus was struck by lighting twice while working on the set.
Mister Mittens> I've heard that as well... And I think someone else on the set was hit by lightning as well... not sure
Quinton> GOOD MOVIE
Teal> They weren't hit by lightning. They were smote. There's a difference.

Fin.
xans: Xans (Eyes and Ears)
_xanthia in Aftermath: Differentiation
In this edge-of-your-seat epic, [livejournal.com profile] _xanthia (Leelee Sobieski) is a complicated police officer with a secret. She must eliminate [livejournal.com profile] cause_789 (Tom Welling) before her nemesis, [livejournal.com profile] thegreenchicken (Mika Boorem), captures him. Predictably, she charges into an underground facility. It really needs to be seen to be watched.
Produced by ianiceboy


I have made so many people happy by telling them to hit up bash.org. It is just so great. Not everything is funny, and some of it doesn't make sense, but... overall is wonderfully hilarious.

_xanthia in Operation: Thirst Strike
In this non-stop rollercoaster, [livejournal.com profile] _xanthia (Kate Winslet) is a hard-nosed mercenary with a terrible past. She must silence [livejournal.com profile] virginhuntress (Julia Roberts) before the vile [livejournal.com profile] enders_lament (Ashley Judd) blackmails her. With guns blazing, she attempts a break-in at the haunted submarine. Buy it on DVD for the interactive menus.
Produced by ianiceboy


I am so not killing my goddess!

I'm PMSed. I'm ready to kill. It seems my movies reflect that. But then, I did choose action. Here we go... I made it a teen movie:

_xanthia in Dom Com Pleat
[livejournal.com profile] _xanthia (Mika Boorem) has always hoped that it would never come to this. School camp is just days from over, her consultation fee is expounded by the school paper, and [livejournal.com profile] virginhuntress, her classmate in History (Reese Witherspoon), is showered with compliments when she discovers that pi is a rational number in base pi. [livejournal.com profile] enders_lament (Anna Faris) harbours control of the local bullies. A movie for girls, and girls at heart.
Produced by ianiceboy


Fin.

Yeah

Dec. 17th, 2003 07:54 pm
xans: Xans (Default)
Rhi was amused that my bookmark is a piece of paper with the IP address of livejournal. Don't worry, the secret's safe with me.
Rereading the Great Hunt in the WoT series. I just want to get it done and read The Dragon Reborn. It is probably my favorite book. That's b/c Mat does a bunch of strange and awesome things. Plus there's lots of Aiel... probably why I like the fourth book as well.
*grins* Crispy started talking to me today about bash.org. Thankfully I'd been there a couple of days ago so I'd seen a lot of the new stuff. It is pretty damn funny, and I knew he'd like it.
la la la lalalala lala alaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yes, I'm bored. Yes, I'm running out of material. I guess I should stop now, while I'm ahead. Don't particularly care to share my thoughts right now.

Fin.

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