Survey thing stolen from everyone and their mother

I am: a bitch
I miss: Andrea, and my old dog Spot.
I want: my tooth to stop hurting
I have: allergies. Which pisses me off.
I hate: that cowardly bitch
I fear: big red spiders, and radiation poisoning
I play: Worms Armageddon. And Heroes of Might and Magic III. And Candy Train
I hear: the dryer going, and the news buzzing.
I care: about you
I smile: at the thought of beating him over the head with a rusty spoon.
I wonder: why I can't type today.
I love: my friends. My parents. My baby.
I mess up: all the time
I think: my brother better be okay in Thailand
I always: procrastinate.
I am not: her bitch.
I dance: like a whore on acid.
I sing: when walking. Off key. Loudly.
I cry: for stupid thoughts
I talk: too much
I spilled: soapy water in the glove
I wish: I was in love
I keep: reading those books
I am not always: quick witted
I can: bend minds with my rusty spoon. Just not the way you think I can.
I can’t: get motivated
I write: strongly
I win: by cheating. Or playing against weaker enemies
I lose: when I get outsmarted
I confuse: Rhianna
I need: the new house to be DONE ALREADY

Fin.