Yes, Crispy, you are about to DIE!

_xanthia in Aftermath: Differentiation

In this edge-of-your-seat epic, _xanthia (Leelee Sobieski) is a complicated police officer with a secret. She must eliminate cause_789 (Tom Welling) before her nemesis, thegreenchicken (Mika Boorem), captures him. Predictably, she charges into an underground facility. It really needs to be seen to be watched.

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I have made so many people happy by telling them to hit up bash.org. It is just so great. Not everything is funny, and some of it doesn't make sense, but... overall is wonderfully hilarious.

_xanthia in Operation: Thirst Strike

In this non-stop rollercoaster, _xanthia (Kate Winslet) is a hard-nosed mercenary with a terrible past. She must silence virginhuntress (Julia Roberts) before the vile enders_lament (Ashley Judd) blackmails her. With guns blazing, she attempts a break-in at the haunted submarine. Buy it on DVD for the interactive menus.

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I am so not killing my goddess!

I'm PMSed. I'm ready to kill. It seems my movies reflect that. But then, I did choose action. Here we go... I made it a teen movie:

_xanthia in Dom Com Pleat

_xanthia (Mika Boorem) has always hoped that it would never come to this. School camp is just days from over, her consultation fee is expounded by the school paper, and virginhuntress, her classmate in History (Reese Witherspoon), is showered with compliments when she discovers that pi is a rational number in base pi. enders_lament (Anna Faris) harbours control of the local bullies. A movie for girls, and girls at heart.

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Fin.