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Jan. 24th, 2004 08:38 pm( quiz happiness of blah )
So I really want to see this picture, at CoE... but it won't load. But, it's of this girl's "Battle Strategies of Middle Earth" series, making a fine mockery of the LoTR characters. This one is Elrond. As she says, "At last, my favorite elf. He doesn't nance, state the bloody obvious or fondle Aragorn. (Can't think why not...) He has killer fashion sense, a spiffy sword that is, apparently, insured for up to 10,000 years, a pretty hot daughter and, of course, the Eyebrows of Doom. Plus he gets to wield one of the Great Accesories Of Middle Earth, namely Vilya. Much more tastful than tacky gold ring. Go Elrond!" *blinks and clicks refresh page* AH! Now it works.
In case of actual battle (as opposed to argument), make nasty comments about their ancestors and diss career choices. If this inneffective, retrieve sword from daughter and do the cuisinart routine. Look stylish, aloof, and sligtly singed.
If all else fails, unleash the Eyebrows of Doom.
Worked for the last 8000 years. Should work.
All I'm waiting is for her do to the battle strategies of Pippin, so I can send it on to Lynds. The others, well... if you feel like getting a membership at the councilofelrond.com and go looing in the journals, you ought to find them. She has one every few days. If not that, it's Sean Bean so hey.
Am going to watch a movie on sci-fi tonight, that one called Dragon Storm. It's got John Rhys-Davies (plays Gimli in LoTR, haha...) and, well, is all Dark Age-y with aliens that look rather draconic. Hope it's good.
Fin.
So I really want to see this picture, at CoE... but it won't load. But, it's of this girl's "Battle Strategies of Middle Earth" series, making a fine mockery of the LoTR characters. This one is Elrond. As she says, "At last, my favorite elf. He doesn't nance, state the bloody obvious or fondle Aragorn. (Can't think why not...) He has killer fashion sense, a spiffy sword that is, apparently, insured for up to 10,000 years, a pretty hot daughter and, of course, the Eyebrows of Doom. Plus he gets to wield one of the Great Accesories Of Middle Earth, namely Vilya. Much more tastful than tacky gold ring. Go Elrond!" *blinks and clicks refresh page* AH! Now it works.
In case of actual battle (as opposed to argument), make nasty comments about their ancestors and diss career choices. If this inneffective, retrieve sword from daughter and do the cuisinart routine. Look stylish, aloof, and sligtly singed.
If all else fails, unleash the Eyebrows of Doom.
Worked for the last 8000 years. Should work.
All I'm waiting is for her do to the battle strategies of Pippin, so I can send it on to Lynds. The others, well... if you feel like getting a membership at the councilofelrond.com and go looing in the journals, you ought to find them. She has one every few days. If not that, it's Sean Bean so hey.
Am going to watch a movie on sci-fi tonight, that one called Dragon Storm. It's got John Rhys-Davies (plays Gimli in LoTR, haha...) and, well, is all Dark Age-y with aliens that look rather draconic. Hope it's good.
Fin.
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