I hate PETA

I'm okay with Vegans, but I don't like PETA. They're misguided. And I have a bad feeling that in my future profession (Vetinarian, not whore!), I'm going to be seeing some of them. I swear, I'm just going to end up making a sign and posting in on my lawn that says...

Why do you hate plants so much?!

Screw it. Why do you hate animals so much you steal their food?!

Fin.