And then

Gaffed from wytch_sansmerci as I saw it from her first.

If I were a time of day, I would be... mid-afternoon
If I were a non-human animal, I would be... most likely a cat
If I were a direction, I would be... east
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be... a sideboard
If I were a liquid, I would be... cranberry juice
If I were a precious stone, I would be... emerald
If I were a tool, I would be... a wrench
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... crisp cold cloudless days
If I were a mythical creature, I would be... a succubus
If I were a musical instrument, I would be... a cello
If I were a colour, I would be... light blue
If I were an emotion, I would be... distaste
If I were a sound, I would be... chimes or a susurrus
If I were an element, I would be... air
If I were a car, I would be... a Mercedes Benz
If I were a movie, I would be... Stargate
If I were a food, I would be... lamb chops
If I were a material, I would be... velvet
If I were a word, I would be... postulate
If I were a body part, I would be... forearm
If I were a facial expression, I would be... a smirk
If I were a month, I would be... August
If I were a day of the week, I would be... Friday
If I were a planet, I would be... Neptune
If I were a tree, I would be... an oak (just like Wytch)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be... a sunflower
If I were a fruit, I would be... a peach

Fin.