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1. Tell me one thing you love about me.
2. Tell me two things you love about yourself.

Then...
3. Look through the comments. When you see someone you know, tell them three things you love about them.
4. Do this in your journal so I can tell you what I love about YOU.

( ...and more spammage )

isthatmymoon: You know you need to get properly laid when you've gotten so bored with your method of masturbation that your mind wanders off from pleasuring yourself to everything from your pets to something that you saw at your work and wanted to make a necklace with and wow those pearls were so pretty and I wonder if I should use sterling or base metel findings...and oops, half an hour has gone past and you STILL haven't orgasmed.
isthatmymoon: I miss my fiancee.
gregkash: ive thought about math problems or chord progressions for songs during masturbation.
ultrareality: Yeah, but Pythagoras is fucking smokin', dude. It's a rare indeed day when I don't scream out, mid-ejaculation: "a² + b² = c² where c is the hypotenuse while a and b are the sides of the trianglllllleaaaaaarryeeeeeeess!".

That was for you, Brit. We saw Shark Tale; it's very funny. Stayed through the credits while no one else did. On the ride home she made quite the oxymoron. We were complaining about headlights, and then I suggested she take off her top to blind them.
"If they could see it, it would blind them!"
...
Right.

Fin.