I don't usually do this...

Holy crap...

Girl visited by Secret Service because of an LJ post.

Read it. Learn from it. Pass it on.

EDIT: 'I spent an hour of my time today at a mental health clinc, defending my livejournal.'

Fin.

Pear? Pear? Fuckin' nashi with a stem!

You are a French Guard! You love nothing better
than to torment the silly English
Knnnniggits...even if your insults don't make
much sense--You tiny brained wiper of other
people's bottoms!

Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?
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You have Rabies How you get it: Bite of infected animal. Transmitted through saliva. Incubation period: 21 to 120 days Early symptoms: Mild depression and anxiety, soreness around bite. Symptoms at full disease onset: Extreme thirst accompanied by acute fear of water. Constant state of terror and feelings of asphyxiation and claustrophobia. Final outcome of this horrible disease: You feel as though you're drowning in the thick, confining air around you. Your thirst is unquenchable, but even if it weren't, your acute hydrophobia wouldn't allow you to drink it. Death occurs within a few horrifically bad days due to convulsive seizure accompanied by respiratory failure. There is nothing you can do now but wait for death to arrive and hope it comes quickly. Make your peace. get your own internet diagnosis

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO - What a Ride!'"

Goddamnit I hate it when I accidentally click something I don't want to open. Randomly hit a link. It's annoying having to go, "Erg! Cancel cancel cancel!" *thinks of m15m at that and grins*

He looks so gorgeous laughing like that.
<3 Alan Rickman
<3 Alan Rickman's nose
<3 Severus Snape

Fin.