Haha, and it's April Fool's today no less

Xanthia

Literal meaning
"Generously jowled."

History
Whispered in an empty room under the Marquis of Bute, the name Xanthia was originally used by nuns to refer to warriors who died during drill practice, before interbreeding with the natives took place.

Famous Xanthias
1. Chief Scientist Xanthia du Grating, MA ("The Celebrated Juggler"), director of the new Bond movie, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? THANKS;
2. Xanthia O ap Cangoose ("The Mighty"), first victim of stout boots;
3. Xanthia S'Ess-Frewsy ("The Nervous"), channeller under supernatural influences of the entertainment industry blacklist;
4. Xanthia de Sponetote-Toot, early user of an ice sculpture of Hugh Scully;
5. Xanthia Tidecatcher, belittler of Explode-O, the wonder bang dismantler; ghost-writer of Jerry Desmonde's astonishingly violent autobiography, REMINISCING FROM MY DEATHBED; first holder of the office of Gross Miscarriager of Justice;
6. Xanthia Nightdodge, MA, of the generation which fondly remembers the world's sturdiest box;
7. Xanthia Happenstance, RN, exposed in the press as having swapped a child for the constellation of Pleiades;
8. Xanthia Sprewt, who lost a fortune on the Formidable Coat;
9. Xanthia Orbiting-Frote, haunted by an image of the early career of Roy Clarke;
10. Xanthia du Nivea, MD, for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with unspeakable guilt.

Typical Xanthia motto
"A bird in the eye is excruciatingly painful."

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By the by, shiseiji...

It arrived!

Oh my god! I have a huge bowl that's nearly overflowing with chocolate now. The caramel egg barely lasted one minute after being spotted. And Chai Tea Latte mix! And Browni mix! And CHERRY COKE! Okay, I will stop abusing exclamation marks with no thought for their well-being now. Thank you sooooo much. You're spoiling me rotten and I love you for it.
I am off to play at the doll site again.

Fin.

Quizzage and the like

Hana Virginia McFarland's Aliases

Your movie star name: Ritz John

Your fashion designer name is Hana Barcelona

Your socialite name is Floss London

Your fly girl / guy name is H McF

Your detective name is Panther Klahowya

Your barfly name is Toast Bourbon And Coke

Your soap opera name is Virginia Insoll

Your rock star name is Roses Sirius Black

Your star wars name is Hanboo McFgil

Your punk rock band name is The Playful Ribbon

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Yeah... some of those aren't all that great, but Floss London and Virginia Insoll are pretty classy. The Playful Ribbon is a pretty cool name for a band, too.

( It's late at night and no one is on )

Fin.