Meme from hell, I'd say.

Five favourite fanfic kinks you like that might squick others
1. Threesomes
2. Dominance/Submission (if written well)
3. Voyuerism
4. *coughs* some incest
5. dubious consent

Five popular kinks that most definitely squick you
1. Mpreg
2. beastiality
3. rape/non-con
4. heavy BDSM
5. parent/child incest

Five characters you're pervying after
1. Sirius Black
2. Remus Lupin
3. Severus Snape
4. Lucius Malfoy
5. Oliver Wood

Five pairings you support and ship
1. Remus/Sirius
2. Remus/Severus
3. Severus/Lucius
4. Oliver/Percy
5. James/Lily

Five pairings you totally dissaprove
1. Severus/Sirius
2. Harry/ANYONE
3. Hermoine/Draco
4. Hermoine/Severus
5. Professer anyone/any student

Five songs that describe your ship(s)
I am pathetic and have no songs.

Five memorable quotes
1. So here's how Remus Lupin learned about the clitoris.
-A Girl Like Me Sirius/Remus by violet_quill
2. "It wasn't Heaven, Mooney..." He didn't sound like himself, his voice little and shrunken. Sirius Black had a voice for shouting, not this, never this, his fingers plucking at the edges of the sheet. "It was cold and dark and quiet."
-9 Songs Sirius/Remus by eudaimon
3. “’Potions Masters do it in cauldrons’.”
-Not What It's Cracked Up to Be by bucketofribs
4. “If we were together...if the Dark Lord ever found out...”
“Severus...”
“I don’t think he would ever stop laughing at me.”
-Courting Severus Snape Remus/Severus by firefly_quill
5. He was a shy boy, a quiet boy, a smart and studious boy. He liked potions and he liked keeping to himself and he liked the colour black and he liked other boys' bums but shh, that's a secret.
-Crazy Little Thing Remus/Severus by ashinae

Sitting next to Donald in the computer labs, chatting with him on MSN as we use his headphones to listen to Cher on Swiss radio. Oh, wait, switching the headphones back to the discman to listen to Aerosmith and various others. He didn't think I wanted to hear the news in German. *shrugs* Whatever. It's midnight and we're sort of happy that finally the lab is down to perhaps eight people.
So glad I have no classes in the morning tomorrow. Can sleep in. Yay! (doesn't help me get back in the routine, but hey)

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Spikey Mace of Forgiveness.
Get yours.

Also, I'm a total school girl and have low-level crushes on two boys. But not Donald. Maybe I'll write more about the two lucky lads later.

Fin.