"SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"

I found these old memes in a text document on my dad's comp:

( Kinda old, but eh bien )

3:11 AM- Oh por grl, i cntc strait s6 dnt n6 gnw ths w4l cum out. Prety fuckin dpp0nk

That was a text from Peter, that rather cheered me up on the bus. I was too sober (the drink having worn off, damnit), and not getting a good and proper sleep sitting up. So yeah, I'm at my dad's now. He was like an excited two year old to see me. Crazy. He only saw me two or three weeks ago. Ehh. Parents are strange. But he gave me some early birthday presents: hat, scarf, gloves, and socks made of possum fur. Nice and warm. He's also given me an Aqua "Aquarius" CD that I have no idea how he got. Ehh. They're alright.
Anyway, a couple memes:

If there's anything you want to know about me but have never really thought about it - you know, trivial things that you should know but don't - then this is the time to ask away, baby!

And:

1. What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?
2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

Which reminds me, I should go and do that for ervinai.

Fin.