God help us all, I did the music playlist meme.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Redhead Dancer. Where You Lived: New Zealand. How You Died: Suicide.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Yes, it's the meme where you put your playlist at random and list lyrics from the first twenty-five songs. (With lyrics, of course. I had a couple in the first 25 that didn't.) Guess away.

1. Et dis merci a tous les autres disk-jockeys pour leurs comperations fantastique.

2. One red balloon/Floats to the moon/Just let it fly away Lazy Days, Enya, guessed by shiseiji

3. Her boyfriend's a dick, And he brings a gun to school Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus, guessed by murkeye

4. I'm caught in the crossfire why can't we get along Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Morcheeba, guessed by yeliah_whiskey

5. When you crack the sky, scrapers fill the air.

6. Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, So heavy you collapse? The Impression that I get, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, guessed by juliarchy (well, she got MMB, but diff title. Close enough)

7. She's a boat through a strip-mine ocean Riding low on the drunken rivers

8. And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong The Rose, Bette Midler, guessed by bouuncyball

9. Late night, come home/Work sucks, I know All The Small Things, Blink 182, guessed (completely) by theatricks

10. And while the world is warring, just sit back and laugh at you singing..

11. Hey boy, in your tree, Throw down a ladder, make room for me C'est La Vie, B*Witched, guessed by bouuncyball

12. Pour your misery down...You can keep me company As long as you dont care I'm Only Happy When it Rains, Garbage, guessed by murkeye

13. "Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon" Space Oddity, David Bowie, guessed by yeliah_whiskey

14. Henkien, kultamatkani on, lauluni voima, kuolematon, kerronko sulle - salaisuuden

15. I'm still young and I'd like to stay that way Responisbility, MXPX, guessed by shiseiji

16. There's no use in tv shows, radio or rodeos Punk Rawk Show, MXPX, guessed by shiseiji

17. Don't be too proud to be strong

18. Poorboy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo.

19. The wheel of possibility, However it may roll Out of my Head, Fastball, guessed by shiseiji

20. How does it feel like, to spend a little lifetime sitting in the gutter.

21. Leap of faith, do you doubt? Cut you in, I just cut you out

22. Now, I just want to play on my panpipes, I just want to drink me some wine Sheep Go to Heaven, Cake, guessed by juliarchy

23. He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him Charmless Man, Blur, guessed by pandoras_evil_t

24. You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger...

25. To see him obviously framed Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land Where justice is a game.

Fin.

Woe is me!

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church, Colorado Springs