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xansI got this in an email recently:
Do the math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce.
After only five (5) years of marriage, he paid her $49 million to dissolve the marriage.
Assuming he banged her every night during their five (5) year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him a mere $26,835 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen charges $4,000 an hour - crazy, right?
But... had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for five (5) years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years (a savings of $41+ million).
Value-added benefits are:
· A 22 year old hot babe;
· No begging;
· No coaxing;
· Never a headache;
· Wide open menu;
· Ability to put BOTH legs around you;
· No bitching or complaining;
· No 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done and she returns the next day, ready for another round.
All, at a small fraction (1/7th) of the cost with none of those annoying and pricey legal fees.
After doing all the math. Would you own or rent?
I forwarded it on to my darling man, who, naturally, had a thing or two to say...
Haha This raises some good points. However i have a
* 22 yr old hot babe
* A little begging now and then
* A little coaxing now and then
* Headache?? I have Panadol!!!
* mmmmm wide open menu
* Both legs around me
* No bitching and only a little complaining
* no to do lists
So I think i will stick to owning
Love and adore you my darling
Hee. One of the guys who works in the trade department in Mega found out the age difference between us, and the fact we have lived together since shortly after we got together. His new goal is to grow up to be just like my darling.
Fin.
Do the math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce.
After only five (5) years of marriage, he paid her $49 million to dissolve the marriage.
Assuming he banged her every night during their five (5) year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him a mere $26,835 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen charges $4,000 an hour - crazy, right?
But... had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for five (5) years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years (a savings of $41+ million).
Value-added benefits are:
· A 22 year old hot babe;
· No begging;
· No coaxing;
· Never a headache;
· Wide open menu;
· Ability to put BOTH legs around you;
· No bitching or complaining;
· No 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done and she returns the next day, ready for another round.
All, at a small fraction (1/7th) of the cost with none of those annoying and pricey legal fees.
After doing all the math. Would you own or rent?
I forwarded it on to my darling man, who, naturally, had a thing or two to say...
Haha This raises some good points. However i have a
* 22 yr old hot babe
* A little begging now and then
* A little coaxing now and then
* Headache?? I have Panadol!!!
* mmmmm wide open menu
* Both legs around me
* No bitching and only a little complaining
* no to do lists
So I think i will stick to owning
Love and adore you my darling
Hee. One of the guys who works in the trade department in Mega found out the age difference between us, and the fact we have lived together since shortly after we got together. His new goal is to grow up to be just like my darling.
Fin.