Yay it's my birthday!

[xans]

Yesterday peaseblossom03 posted this song in her CoE journal for another girl there. But I thought it was funny, and since today's my birthday...

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Now your jail-bait days are done
let's go out and have some fun!

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Burn the Castle and storm the keep
Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP!

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
When you’ve reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
This one lesson you must learn:
First you pillage, THEN you burn

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*
Just be glad the friends you’ve got
Haven’t found out you-know-what

Happy Birthday! *THUD* Happy Birthday! *THUD*...

Fin.