Be careful what you call your S.O.

[xans]

There's this doctor, and he never called his wife, "the wife." She'd given birth six children, which made him rather proud. He wouldd fondly refer to her as "Mother of Six" much to her disgust.
One day, they're at a party, it's getting a bit late, and he wants to go. He looks around but can't see his wife for all the people. And so he called out, "Mother of Six, where are you?"
And she, rather miffed with the nickname, replied, "Father of Four, here I am."

Fin.