My evil plan...
Jun. 10th, 2005 07:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xansEvil Plan (tm)!
My objective is simple: to destroy the Earth.
My motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first assassinate Superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by my arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, I must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must let loose my armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. My name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross me. Everyone will bow before my unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make me their new god.
Fin.
My objective is simple: to destroy the Earth.
My motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first assassinate Superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by my arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, I must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must let loose my armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. My name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross me. Everyone will bow before my unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make me their new god.
Fin.
