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[convo with my mother]
Sue says: Well if you see Rhi on line... she forgot she was feeding our kitties this weekend.........
Girl says: oh no!
Girl says: were they okay?
Sue says: yes... but their food bowl was totally empty...... and water was right down. Milk non existent. I had chatted to her on line earlier and asked if it was still okay for her to do it and she said yes... so I put key and cat food out under barbie cover as per usual... came back today and they were all still there.
Girl says: I will have a talk to her
Sue says: hehhe ...... well I sent her an email... not like her to forget.

[Rhi's not on. Her bf is. I IM Matt]
Girl says: would... you have any idea why Rhi might have forgotten something she was supposed to do this weekend?
Lord of Sorrow says: She forgot something?
Lord of Sorrow says: And no, I don't, except that she was over at her grandparents this past weekend.
Girl says: yeah, she was supposed to feed the cats while Mum and Gary were away
Lord of Sorrow says: I'm hoping she'll log on, but my hopes are dwindling... Heh. Well, she said something about feeding them.
[Rhi signs on]
Girl says: ah, here she is

[IM to Rhi]
Girl says: you trying to starve my pussies?
Acupuncture says: OMG.. I thought it was next weekend..
Acupuncture says: omg omg omg
Acupuncture says: fuck
Girl says: they were okay
Girl says: and mum's not mad

[Convo with mum]
Girl says: ...she thought it was next weekend
Sue says: ah
Girl says: now I've sent her into omg panic mode
Sue says: oh oh
Girl says: so now I'm telling her they're okay and you're not angry
Sue says: no...... not angry.
Sue says: And they did survive although the cats were a bit ticked lol

[meanwhile...]
Acupuncture says: phew..
Acupuncture says: *is still writing an e-mail back to her*
Girl says: she was just wondering, 'cuz it's not like you to forget
Acupuncture says: actually..
Acupuncture says: I thought it was next weekend.. had it written down as that too
Girl says: ...if you ever forget to feed my pets again I will take your Sims 2 away. Okay?
Acupuncture says: Nooooo! and ok.
Acupuncture says: *is really sorry*
Acupuncture says: *will have to make choco cookies and other goodies.. in teh shape of cats*
Girl says: :P
Acupuncture says: What are you up to?
Girl says: nothing too much
Girl says: possibly writing an entry accusing you of starving my pussies
Acupuncture says: lol
Acupuncture says: *is still sorry*
Girl says: I'm sure you're forgiven
Acupuncture says: Yeah, but...Your poor pussies
Girl says: yeah. They were pissed.

And my friend Rodolfo emailed me something that definitely cheered me up (for those of you who worry)...

In a

Bangkok temple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

A sign seen! on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Hotel, Japan:
"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Hotel, Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

In a Swiss mountain inn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome:
"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."

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