Because Rachel is cool.

[xans]

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Dear world,

You fucking suck.
I want a refund.

Yours,
~Rachel

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Dear Temecula Valley High School,

See above letter.
Bite me.
That goes for you too, final marks.

Love,
~Rachel

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Dear Conor Oberst,

Pls marry me k thx bai.

Ever yours,
~Rachel

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Dear Dr. S.,

It's all your fault, I told you, bastard.
Go fuck yourself. With a large pole.

Sincerely,
~Rachel

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Dear Overwhelmingly Large Amount of Self Pity,

Thanks a lot.

Penned in contempt and dripping with vicious sarcasm,
~Rachel

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Dear George W. Bush,

Please. Just die. Like, soon.

Yours truly,
~Rachel

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Dear Radiohead, and Thom Yorke,

Thank you for "Fitter Happier."

Thanks again,
~Rachel

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Dear friends,

Ever so sorry. Am officially dead and buried.
Forgive the inconvenience. May perhaps drag self from said grave to make witty remarks and/or actual conversation. Do hope to see you soon.

Grateful,
~Rachel

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Dear Alice in Wonderland,

Whoa. God bless you.

Cheers.
~Rachel

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Dear Microsoft Word,

I WANT MY ESSAY BACK.

~Rachel

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Dear flowered Hepburns,

I love you, but you don't match up to my Chucks. Or my loud music. Am v. sorry.

Regretfully,
~Rachel

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I wish I was that clever. But I still think that was the highlight of my day. Everything else has been packing or painting. Yes, my life is so interesting.

Fin.