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[xans]

Pick your birthday month:
January- I had sex with...
February- I made out with...
March- I hugged...
April- I loved...
May- I flashed/mooned...
June- I bitch-slapped...
July- I stalked...
August- I was a sex slave for...
September- I danced with...
October- I scared...
November- I made a mix tape for...
December- I sang to...

Now add your day of birth...
1: Harry Potter
2: Draco Malfoy
3: Sirius Black
4: James Potter
5: Remus Lupin
6: Peter Pettigrew
7: Lily Evans Potter
8: Cho Chang
9: Cedic Diggory
10: Fleur Delacour
11: Lee Jordan
12: Fred Weasley
13: George Weasley
14: Ron Weasley
15: Voldemort
16: Hermione Granger
17: Severus Snape
18: Tom Riddle
19: Albus Dumbledore
20: Viktor Krum
21: Lucius Malfoy
22: Bellatrix Lestrange
23: Narcissa Malfoy
24: Ginny Weasley
25: Nymphadora Tonks
26: Nevil Longbottem
27: Luna Lovegood
28: Bill Weasley
29: Blaise Zabini
30: Pansy Parkinson
31: Vincent Crabe

In my case, I stalked Voldemort.

So I was trying to remember my dream this morning. And I was kind of working through it backwards. Like, remembering I was somewhere doing something, and trying to figure out what happened beforehand to get me there. And as more of the dream came back to me, I just stopped and thought, "Damn, that's fucked up." My dreams are crack. Honestly.

Fin.

Edit: This, literally, takes the cake. Oh metaquotes, how I love thee for showing me these things.