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xansSo mum sent off all the boxes with my stuff, and they've started arriving. I got several a couple of weeks ago, and three more arrived today. One of the new things that has arrived? Well... Little Blue is no longer alone. Has been joined by Mr. Pink (No, I haven't seen Resevoir Dogs but I HAVE heard things) and the Ivory Tower. And this other toy, not a vibrator but something you slip on your finger... which I think I may call Freddie Fingers. :P Dad was NOT amused when I had to show them off. Lol.
Work has been okay. I have some bruises, which is cool because they're VISIBLE. The pay is pretty good, the customers fun, and Jack and Alice do like me. Customers aren't bad. Some of 'em are even cute. :P
Suzy had me open a bottle of sparkling grape juice today. Two bad things. One, I did it inside. It exploded all over me, the chair, the dog (I washed him after dinner when I had my shower), etc. Two, sparkling grape juice doesn't keep like wine does. It was really off, so we didn't have that. BUT we did have coffee with rum again after dinner. And pudding. Mmmm, pudding.
Got to see Batman Begins on Saturday. Liked it a lot. LOVE Christian Bale so, so much.
And now, some quotes selected from bash.org:
lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
lapyap> she slapped me after that :p
silentpyjamas> heeehheeeh. once my sister's former best friend was having a baby and she couldn't think of a name. we walked past a coke machine and i said "how about dasani?" how was i to know she'd totally take my advice? i'm responsible for a kid being named after a coke product
DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
DannyB> she was confused
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away
Fin.
Work has been okay. I have some bruises, which is cool because they're VISIBLE. The pay is pretty good, the customers fun, and Jack and Alice do like me. Customers aren't bad. Some of 'em are even cute. :P
Suzy had me open a bottle of sparkling grape juice today. Two bad things. One, I did it inside. It exploded all over me, the chair, the dog (I washed him after dinner when I had my shower), etc. Two, sparkling grape juice doesn't keep like wine does. It was really off, so we didn't have that. BUT we did have coffee with rum again after dinner. And pudding. Mmmm, pudding.
Got to see Batman Begins on Saturday. Liked it a lot. LOVE Christian Bale so, so much.
And now, some quotes selected from bash.org:
lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
lapyap> she slapped me after that :p
silentpyjamas> heeehheeeh. once my sister's former best friend was having a baby and she couldn't think of a name. we walked past a coke machine and i said "how about dasani?" how was i to know she'd totally take my advice? i'm responsible for a kid being named after a coke product
DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
DannyB> she was confused
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away
Fin.
