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simple__man
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Trout. God he's annoying. None of the group would miss him...
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Britney Spears. It was only once she came along we had that explosion of "Pop Princesses"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Your mom. Non, kidding, of course. Seriously though, I think I'm gonna have to say my ex, Peter. I have my reasons.
4. What is the best kind of cheese? Colby jack. Or Swiss.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Mmm, I think, a BLT with melted colby jack and swiss cheese, yeah.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you). This is hard. Ummmm... oh, fuck it, gimme Orlando Bloom, just this once. ;)
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? 'Nother beautiful man, JC Chasez, please.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred dollars! How are you gonna spend it? Booze... and cream donuts... I'm such a glutton.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Visit to my mum and step-dad in WA, here I go!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another $100. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Well, y'know, I'm sureshiseiji will probably show up and we'll end up in Barnes and Noble...
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. I'm gonna have to go with my friend, Jack Daniel's
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I think I'd have the most fun if I jumped back to the 70's, yeah...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?Rule #1. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB I'm gonna be totally weird here and say the first rule is "No getting squicky about period sex." Honestly, if you have a pussy or your preference is pussy, no getting upset over a little bit of blood.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Okay, it's called Practice Darwinism, and what happens is that people nominate a stupid person, and then they get to chase them around a hunting reserve and shoot at the stupid person with paintball guns... and absolutely nothing on set has safety warning labels...
15. What is your favorite expletive? Cunt.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Slowly reach under the bed for my cricket bat. Oh, sure, they're not doing anything YET, but they're undead, damnit, and an abomination unto Nuggan!
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Incredibly random, but Charlie bear.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Well, to start off I'd maybe take out a $100,000 loan at 60% interest from a loan shark and head to the nearest strip club...
Please tell me someone got that.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What would be your power? Telekinesis. Maybe there's no spoon for Neo, but us mundanes gotta do better'n that.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My farewell to Mrs. Tidwell's class, way back in 2nd Grade, when I left the States for the first time. For Rosemary. (I had a potential best friend in her, and I totally blew it.)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? This one fight with Adrie that left me andpandoras_evil_t not speaking for months...That really fucking sucked.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. If you can move to anywhere else in the world, where would you go? Bye-bye kiwi-a-gogo land, hello UK.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? *snerk* I am so close to NOT being under 21 anymore... *rolls eyes* Anyway, I am skipping this question on the excuse that I haven't been to enough clubs/bars to have a favourite yet.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expand on that... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Where are you going to float to first? ...Nebraska. But only if it's August. *shifty eyes*
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Jimi Hendrix. *nods*
26. What's your theme song? For my mum, her theme song for me (and Iain) is Leanne Womack's "I Hope You Dance." Me... "Looking In" Mariah Carey.
...shut up.
27. There's 3 doors, 1 says wealth, 2 says beauty & 3 says ?. What one do you go through? Don't really want one, already have two, so I'm going for door number three.
28. There's 3 doors, 1 says happiness, 2 says true love & 3 says ?. What one do you go through? I'm a sap and go with door number two this time.
29. There's 3 doors, 1 says fame, 2 says intelligence & 3 says ? What one do you go through? Don't want one this time either, I'd like to believe I've already got number two, so door number three again.
30. You choose? Errr. Wtf. Maybe I should have gone with door number two in the last question? *snort* I hate survey questions that don't make a lick of sense.
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And another survey, this one offdiea, that simple__man would probably enjoy...
Southern Survey:
1. Have you ever gone muddin'? I don't believe so, no.
2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road? Heh, yeah, my friends could tell you ALL about it, and when it finally got paved...
3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Yes, yes, AND the ocean too, wouldja believe?
4. Ever been to a bonfire party? We used to have these alla time. Damn firebans meaning we can't anymore...
5. Have you ever driven a tractor? Mmmnope.
6. Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah, a few times. A pregnant one once and damn was she fat.
7. Ford or Chevy? Ford.
8. Kissed someone in a pick up truck? No....not yet.
9. Whats your favorite country song? I can't remember the name. Tim McGraw though.
10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? Possibly. As a passenger withshiseiji most likely.
11. Worked / Lived on a farm? Does a tree farm count? A Christmas tree farm? In the summer?
12. Been to a rodeo? No, I don't believe I have.
13. Do you own cowboy boots? No, but you oughtta see my dad's collection.
14. Do you have a cowboy hat? See above.
15. Have you ever said "git r done"? I may have. But Larry's nowhere near as funny as Ron, Jeff, and Bill.
16. Country skyline or a city skyline? Country, yo.
17. Can you name a rodeo star? Hells, no.
18. Do you think tractors are sexy? Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
19. Ever rode a 4-wheeler? Mmmnope.
20. Are you from the country? Errr... kinda sorta?
21. If so, are you proud of it? Sure.
22. Gone hunting? Kinda sorta.
23. Gone fishing? More than once, and once was one time too many. Booooring. 'Specially as I was way too young to drink and appreciate beer.
24. Is your heart in Dixie? Nope.
25. Been on a hay ride? Pretty sure I have.
26. Have you ever line danced? Uh-huh. Not very good at it.
27. Camped under the stars? Generally it is preferred to have a tent overhead, at the very least.
28. Have you ever been cow tippin? No.
29. Do you drive a pick up truck? I don't drive.
30. Fell asleep in a hay stack? Don't think I've ever been on a haystack.
31. Own a pair of overalls? When I was wee.
32. Drank Moonshine? Kinda sorta.
33. Include the word "yonder" in your daily vocabulary? I'm more likely to use "y'all" than "yonder."
34. Ever shoveled manure? Mmmnope.
35. Milked a cow? Don't think so, no, but I have had calves sucking on my hands 'cause they're weird like that.
36. Plucked a chicken? Nuh-huh.
37. Is sweet tea your favorite drink? Eeeegh *shudders, gags* Not a big fan of tea but definitely don't want it sweetened. (I'm sweet enough as it is! Ha!)
38. Been to a race? That's a vague question, but if you mean, say, horse racing, yes, I have, and my dad and I even placed bets on the horses.
39. Know all the words to at least one David Allen Coe song? Who the sam hell is David Allen Coe?
40. Have you ever made out in a back of a pick-up? Not as of yet, no.
Whew! What a load of questions. Switched in new icons and sorta tweaked my layout a wee bit. Yarr.
Fin.
simple__man1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Trout. God he's annoying. None of the group would miss him...
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Britney Spears. It was only once she came along we had that explosion of "Pop Princesses"
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Your mom. Non, kidding, of course. Seriously though, I think I'm gonna have to say my ex, Peter. I have my reasons.
4. What is the best kind of cheese? Colby jack. Or Swiss.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Mmm, I think, a BLT with melted colby jack and swiss cheese, yeah.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you). This is hard. Ummmm... oh, fuck it, gimme Orlando Bloom, just this once. ;)
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? 'Nother beautiful man, JC Chasez, please.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred dollars! How are you gonna spend it? Booze... and cream donuts... I'm such a glutton.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Visit to my mum and step-dad in WA, here I go!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another $100. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Well, y'know, I'm sure
shiseiji will probably show up and we'll end up in Barnes and Noble...11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. I'm gonna have to go with my friend, Jack Daniel's
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I think I'd have the most fun if I jumped back to the 70's, yeah...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Okay, it's called Practice Darwinism, and what happens is that people nominate a stupid person, and then they get to chase them around a hunting reserve and shoot at the stupid person with paintball guns... and absolutely nothing on set has safety warning labels...
15. What is your favorite expletive? Cunt.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Slowly reach under the bed for my cricket bat. Oh, sure, they're not doing anything YET, but they're undead, damnit, and an abomination unto Nuggan!
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Incredibly random, but Charlie bear.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Well, to start off I'd maybe take out a $100,000 loan at 60% interest from a loan shark and head to the nearest strip club...
Please tell me someone got that.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What would be your power? Telekinesis. Maybe there's no spoon for Neo, but us mundanes gotta do better'n that.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My farewell to Mrs. Tidwell's class, way back in 2nd Grade, when I left the States for the first time. For Rosemary. (I had a potential best friend in her, and I totally blew it.)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? This one fight with Adrie that left me and
pandoras_evil_t not speaking for months...That really fucking sucked.22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. If you can move to anywhere else in the world, where would you go? Bye-bye kiwi-a-gogo land, hello UK.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? *snerk* I am so close to NOT being under 21 anymore... *rolls eyes* Anyway, I am skipping this question on the excuse that I haven't been to enough clubs/bars to have a favourite yet.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expand on that... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Where are you going to float to first? ...Nebraska. But only if it's August. *shifty eyes*
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Jimi Hendrix. *nods*
26. What's your theme song? For my mum, her theme song for me (and Iain) is Leanne Womack's "I Hope You Dance." Me... "Looking In" Mariah Carey.
...shut up.
27. There's 3 doors, 1 says wealth, 2 says beauty & 3 says ?. What one do you go through? Don't really want one, already have two, so I'm going for door number three.
28. There's 3 doors, 1 says happiness, 2 says true love & 3 says ?. What one do you go through? I'm a sap and go with door number two this time.
29. There's 3 doors, 1 says fame, 2 says intelligence & 3 says ? What one do you go through? Don't want one this time either, I'd like to believe I've already got number two, so door number three again.
30. You choose? Errr. Wtf. Maybe I should have gone with door number two in the last question? *snort* I hate survey questions that don't make a lick of sense.
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And another survey, this one off
diea, that simple__man would probably enjoy...Southern Survey:
1. Have you ever gone muddin'? I don't believe so, no.
2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road? Heh, yeah, my friends could tell you ALL about it, and when it finally got paved...
3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Yes, yes, AND the ocean too, wouldja believe?
4. Ever been to a bonfire party? We used to have these alla time. Damn firebans meaning we can't anymore...
5. Have you ever driven a tractor? Mmmnope.
6. Have you ever been on a horse? Yeah, a few times. A pregnant one once and damn was she fat.
7. Ford or Chevy? Ford.
8. Kissed someone in a pick up truck? No....not yet.
9. Whats your favorite country song? I can't remember the name. Tim McGraw though.
10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? Possibly. As a passenger with
shiseiji most likely.11. Worked / Lived on a farm? Does a tree farm count? A Christmas tree farm? In the summer?
12. Been to a rodeo? No, I don't believe I have.
13. Do you own cowboy boots? No, but you oughtta see my dad's collection.
14. Do you have a cowboy hat? See above.
15. Have you ever said "git r done"? I may have. But Larry's nowhere near as funny as Ron, Jeff, and Bill.
16. Country skyline or a city skyline? Country, yo.
17. Can you name a rodeo star? Hells, no.
18. Do you think tractors are sexy? Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
19. Ever rode a 4-wheeler? Mmmnope.
20. Are you from the country? Errr... kinda sorta?
21. If so, are you proud of it? Sure.
22. Gone hunting? Kinda sorta.
23. Gone fishing? More than once, and once was one time too many. Booooring. 'Specially as I was way too young to drink and appreciate beer.
24. Is your heart in Dixie? Nope.
25. Been on a hay ride? Pretty sure I have.
26. Have you ever line danced? Uh-huh. Not very good at it.
27. Camped under the stars? Generally it is preferred to have a tent overhead, at the very least.
28. Have you ever been cow tippin? No.
29. Do you drive a pick up truck? I don't drive.
30. Fell asleep in a hay stack? Don't think I've ever been on a haystack.
31. Own a pair of overalls? When I was wee.
32. Drank Moonshine? Kinda sorta.
33. Include the word "yonder" in your daily vocabulary? I'm more likely to use "y'all" than "yonder."
34. Ever shoveled manure? Mmmnope.
35. Milked a cow? Don't think so, no, but I have had calves sucking on my hands 'cause they're weird like that.
36. Plucked a chicken? Nuh-huh.
37. Is sweet tea your favorite drink? Eeeegh *shudders, gags* Not a big fan of tea but definitely don't want it sweetened. (I'm sweet enough as it is! Ha!)
38. Been to a race? That's a vague question, but if you mean, say, horse racing, yes, I have, and my dad and I even placed bets on the horses.
39. Know all the words to at least one David Allen Coe song? Who the sam hell is David Allen Coe?
40. Have you ever made out in a back of a pick-up? Not as of yet, no.
Whew! What a load of questions. Switched in new icons and sorta tweaked my layout a wee bit. Yarr.
Fin.
