Fandom crack
Jul. 23rd, 2006 02:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xansChoose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01. George Cooper (Song of the Lioness quartet, etc.)
02. Karigan G'ladheon (Green Rider)
03. Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)
04. Bruce Wayne (Batman)
05. Verna (Sword of Truth)
06. Mat Cauthon (Wheel of Time)
07. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
08. Louis de Ponte du Lac (Vampire Chronicles)
09. Daniel Jackson (Stargate)
10. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
11. Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride)
12. Gregory House (House)
And the questions:
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Mat) or 11 (Inigo)? What subjects would they teach? *snerk* This is hard, actually, since both are really great fighters. I think, perhaps, Inigo would be better as a professor than Mat. Mat wouldn't have the patience. And Inigo would teach fencing, because he's great at it.
2. Do you think 4 (Bruce) is hot? How hot? If it's Christian Bale's Bruce... v. hot.
3. 12 (House) sends 8 (Louis) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? I would guess House would utilise Louis' vampire abilities (new and improved after Merrick) to fly somewhere really fast in order to get the medicine/vaccine/whatever before the night is through. And why Louis would do it, I don't know, but he'd succeed if he wanted to.
4. What is or would be 9's (Daniel) favorite book? Ahahaha...something about archaeology, yeah?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Kari) to swear fealty to 6 (Mat), or the other way around? Yes, Kari swearing to Mat, who is...that special thing...begins with a t? *shakes head* Can't remember. Anyway, it makes more sense for her, a green rider/messenger to swear to him, than for him to swear to her.
6. For some reason, 5 (Verna) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Daniel) or with 10 (Bella)? Oh, dude. Daniel hands down. For all Bella and Verna both have magic, Bella's a little too...Sister of the Dark...for Verna's taste. She'd end up killing Bella. But Verna and Daniel would get along just great, methinks.
7. 2 (Kari), 7 (Severus) and 12 (House) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? House would choose some little Chinese restaurant, cheap but good. He and Snape would snark and snark, having a great time, and Kari would be picked on a lot, 'cause she probably reminds House of Cameron and Snape of someone who isn't Slytherin. But she'd probably snap something back when she got angry enough.
8. 3 (Lestat) challenges 10 (Bellatrix) to a duel. What happens? Hahaha I so didn't plan this... but... Bella would hurl spell after spell, uselessly, and Lestat would win. And he'd enjoy killing her, 'cause she's done enough bad shit she's no innocent.
9. If 1 (George) stole 8's (Louis) most precious possession, how would he/she get it back? Funny, but George used to be the king of thieves in Tortall, before he got on the right side of the law and became it's Spy Master. So he's the perfect thief, but damned if I know of Louis having any precious possession. But... Louis would just slowly but surely follow the trail to find whatever it is that got nicked. And possibly hurt/kill George, if he was mad enough.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Severus) and 12 (House) both attain what they most desire. ...I can't even imagine them attaining their deepest desire! Snark Wins.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Bruce) and 1 (George) to work together? Bruce Wayne needs to acquire something/one/information by devious means, and hires George to do it.
12. If 7 (Severus) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? LMAO. Oh good lord. I think we'd argue a lot. But I'd bully him into cooperating with me, or else. And possibly he'd then poison me, the bastard. ;)
13. If you could command 3 (Lestat) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? Oh, oh... just... to be mine, for one night.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Inigo)? No. *shrugs*
15. If 2 (Kari) had to choose sides between 4 (Bruce) and 5 (Verna), which would it be? I can't imagine why Bruce Wayne and Verna wouldn't be on the same side, but likely Kari would side with Bruce 'cause Verna would try to intimidate Kari to cooperate and Kari would be pissed.
16. What might 10 (Bella) shout while charging into battle? "DIE MUGGLE SCUM!" *laughs* Well, maybe not quite that.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Louis), which song would you choose? Hmmm...not sure. Too tired to think hard about it.
Edit:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
diea has kindly informed me in IM that it's "Moon Over Bourbon Street" and I'm sorry I couldn't remember the name for it.
18. 1 (George), 6 (Mat), and 12 (House) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Oooooh. George, 'cause he's a former thief and he'd be able to snatch it quickest. House would snark, and Mat would try to get George to flip a coin for it, 'cause Mat would so totally win with his luck.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kari) to use on 10 (Bella)? I can't imagine Kari ever hitting on Bella, but hey. It would involve the word magic, I'm sure.
20. What would 5 (Verna) most likely be arrested for? Well, she's been arrested for being a Sister of the Dark, and not collaring a Prophet, and undermining the rules of the People's Palace...or something like that. Trumped up charges that were total BS. Except for the part about the Prophet. She refused to put Warren in a collar.
21. What is 6's (Mat) secret? He has holes in his memory, that have been replaced with the memories of other warriors who lived and died at least a thousand years before he was born. Ta'veryn! That's the word I'm looking for, isn't it? That I meant up in that other question? Yeah...
22. If 11 (Inigo) and 9 (Daniel) were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Daniel 'cause he'd have super alien technology to help him. Inigo's only got horses nicked off Humperdink.
23. 1 (George) and 9 (Daniel) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Bruce) sinister secret organization. 11 (Inigo) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (House) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Verna), they seek out 3 (Lestat), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three. George and Daniel, against Bruce Wayne and his spy Inigo. House held hostage. Verna says got see Lestat, and he gives them what they need. Ah, I love the smell of crackfic in the morning. Possible titles?
Crossover Crackfic
When Batman goes bad *snerk*
...oh, bugger this.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Severus) or 8 (Louis)? Oh, Snape would be okay company but I'd definitely be safer with Louis. It's not like he's gonna hurt me...
Have cold. Not dead, but damned inconvenient I tell ya.
Fin.
01. George Cooper (Song of the Lioness quartet, etc.)
02. Karigan G'ladheon (Green Rider)
03. Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)
04. Bruce Wayne (Batman)
05. Verna (Sword of Truth)
06. Mat Cauthon (Wheel of Time)
07. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
08. Louis de Ponte du Lac (Vampire Chronicles)
09. Daniel Jackson (Stargate)
10. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
11. Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride)
12. Gregory House (House)
And the questions:
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Mat) or 11 (Inigo)? What subjects would they teach? *snerk* This is hard, actually, since both are really great fighters. I think, perhaps, Inigo would be better as a professor than Mat. Mat wouldn't have the patience. And Inigo would teach fencing, because he's great at it.
2. Do you think 4 (Bruce) is hot? How hot? If it's Christian Bale's Bruce... v. hot.
3. 12 (House) sends 8 (Louis) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? I would guess House would utilise Louis' vampire abilities (new and improved after Merrick) to fly somewhere really fast in order to get the medicine/vaccine/whatever before the night is through. And why Louis would do it, I don't know, but he'd succeed if he wanted to.
4. What is or would be 9's (Daniel) favorite book? Ahahaha...something about archaeology, yeah?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Kari) to swear fealty to 6 (Mat), or the other way around? Yes, Kari swearing to Mat, who is...that special thing...begins with a t? *shakes head* Can't remember. Anyway, it makes more sense for her, a green rider/messenger to swear to him, than for him to swear to her.
6. For some reason, 5 (Verna) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Daniel) or with 10 (Bella)? Oh, dude. Daniel hands down. For all Bella and Verna both have magic, Bella's a little too...Sister of the Dark...for Verna's taste. She'd end up killing Bella. But Verna and Daniel would get along just great, methinks.
7. 2 (Kari), 7 (Severus) and 12 (House) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? House would choose some little Chinese restaurant, cheap but good. He and Snape would snark and snark, having a great time, and Kari would be picked on a lot, 'cause she probably reminds House of Cameron and Snape of someone who isn't Slytherin. But she'd probably snap something back when she got angry enough.
8. 3 (Lestat) challenges 10 (Bellatrix) to a duel. What happens? Hahaha I so didn't plan this... but... Bella would hurl spell after spell, uselessly, and Lestat would win. And he'd enjoy killing her, 'cause she's done enough bad shit she's no innocent.
9. If 1 (George) stole 8's (Louis) most precious possession, how would he/she get it back? Funny, but George used to be the king of thieves in Tortall, before he got on the right side of the law and became it's Spy Master. So he's the perfect thief, but damned if I know of Louis having any precious possession. But... Louis would just slowly but surely follow the trail to find whatever it is that got nicked. And possibly hurt/kill George, if he was mad enough.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Severus) and 12 (House) both attain what they most desire. ...I can't even imagine them attaining their deepest desire! Snark Wins.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Bruce) and 1 (George) to work together? Bruce Wayne needs to acquire something/one/information by devious means, and hires George to do it.
12. If 7 (Severus) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? LMAO. Oh good lord. I think we'd argue a lot. But I'd bully him into cooperating with me, or else. And possibly he'd then poison me, the bastard. ;)
13. If you could command 3 (Lestat) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? Oh, oh... just... to be mine, for one night.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Inigo)? No. *shrugs*
15. If 2 (Kari) had to choose sides between 4 (Bruce) and 5 (Verna), which would it be? I can't imagine why Bruce Wayne and Verna wouldn't be on the same side, but likely Kari would side with Bruce 'cause Verna would try to intimidate Kari to cooperate and Kari would be pissed.
16. What might 10 (Bella) shout while charging into battle? "DIE MUGGLE SCUM!" *laughs* Well, maybe not quite that.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Louis), which song would you choose? Hmmm...not sure. Too tired to think hard about it.
Edit:
diea has kindly informed me in IM that it's "Moon Over Bourbon Street" and I'm sorry I couldn't remember the name for it.18. 1 (George), 6 (Mat), and 12 (House) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Oooooh. George, 'cause he's a former thief and he'd be able to snatch it quickest. House would snark, and Mat would try to get George to flip a coin for it, 'cause Mat would so totally win with his luck.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kari) to use on 10 (Bella)? I can't imagine Kari ever hitting on Bella, but hey. It would involve the word magic, I'm sure.
20. What would 5 (Verna) most likely be arrested for? Well, she's been arrested for being a Sister of the Dark, and not collaring a Prophet, and undermining the rules of the People's Palace...or something like that. Trumped up charges that were total BS. Except for the part about the Prophet. She refused to put Warren in a collar.
21. What is 6's (Mat) secret? He has holes in his memory, that have been replaced with the memories of other warriors who lived and died at least a thousand years before he was born. Ta'veryn! That's the word I'm looking for, isn't it? That I meant up in that other question? Yeah...
22. If 11 (Inigo) and 9 (Daniel) were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Daniel 'cause he'd have super alien technology to help him. Inigo's only got horses nicked off Humperdink.
23. 1 (George) and 9 (Daniel) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Bruce) sinister secret organization. 11 (Inigo) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (House) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Verna), they seek out 3 (Lestat), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three. George and Daniel, against Bruce Wayne and his spy Inigo. House held hostage. Verna says got see Lestat, and he gives them what they need. Ah, I love the smell of crackfic in the morning. Possible titles?
Crossover Crackfic
When Batman goes bad *snerk*
...oh, bugger this.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Severus) or 8 (Louis)? Oh, Snape would be okay company but I'd definitely be safer with Louis. It's not like he's gonna hurt me...
Have cold. Not dead, but damned inconvenient I tell ya.
Fin.
