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diea, Sword of Truth
Five Things Cara Would Never be Caught Saying (But has Thought a Time or Two):
1.) "Richard, does this red leather outfit make my butt look big?"
2.) "I'd love to live long enough to see if the next Lord Rahl is as good as Richard."
3.) "I shouldn't have done that."
4.) "I need to get my hair cut. Just look at these split ends!"
5.) "I miss Raina."

diea, NCIS
Five Ways Ziva Should Have Died (But Didn't):
1.) When she was a baby, the roof of their house collapsed from a bomb exploding nearby. Ziva was sleeping in her cradle and pieces of the roof fell on her. One large chunk narrowly missed crushing her skull. She only suffered a broken leg and some bruises, but her nurse was killed and her older sister lost the use of her right arm from debris crushing it.
2.) Any time Ziva drives a car.
3.) She was still green and new to the job when she went to talk to a source, not knowing the woman had switched alliances. Instead of information, Ziva got a knife to the chest before she could react and subdue the woman. That very same knife she keeps tucked in her belt to this day.
4.) Ziva was eating when she got the phone call informing her she was going to work for Gibbs in NCIS. She was so elated she nearly choked on the next mouthful.
5.) She was waiting to catch the bus to NCIS when she was jostled by a crowd of tourists and pushed off the footpath into oncoming traffic. Gibbs made Tony pick her up for work every morning after that.

diea, Vampire Chronicles
Five Phrases Gabrielle de Lioncourt Never Said:
1.) "Sometimes, Lestat, I wish I'd had an abortion when I was pregnant with you."
2.) "I'm going to the next Britney Spears concert. I love her so much, I want to make her a vampire."
3.) "Bite me."
4.) "Let's go see a movie about vampires."
5.) "Omg racecar bling bling!"

tasar_nualda, NCIS
Five Things We'd All Like to See Abby do, but Won't Because of TV Ratings:
1.) Abby fixing up her computer Largo-style to keep from generating static. (I can believe I just worked two fandoms into one like this!)
2.) Abby. Gibbs. Boat. You do the math.
3.) One weekend she and Kate were off to a personal spa, except they had a case come up and couldn't go. I'm sure we'd like to see what they would have done, if they had gone. ;)
4.) Gibbs once threatened to smack Abby like he does Tony when he misbehaves, only he wouldn't hit her in the back of the head...I imagine he'd have to handcuff her first.
5.) She finally warms up to Ziva, and they do a little bonding by going to get tattoos together...

macjinx, Stargate Atlantis
Five Things macjinx Doesn't Know Because She's Never Watched Stargate Atlantis:
1.) Rodney is a Canadian and calls it a "ZedPM" rather than "ZPM". Silly boy.
2.) Major Sheppard ended up going on the Atlantis expedition because it turned out he had the gene to operate any Ancient technology, otherwise he just would have been O'Neill's slacker helicopter pilot.
3.) They once captured a Wraith and Sheppard decided to name him Steve. pandoras_closet has an awesome 'Pimp Steve' icon of him.
4.) Lt. Ford got banned from thinking up names for rediscovered Ancient technology, because they were really stupid.
5.) I'm rather attached to Dr. Carson and his awesome Scottish accent. :)

Wow... I'm kinda exhausted from this. More later. And, if you haven't already, leave me prompts!

Fin.