My cat, aka the Living Alarm
Feb. 22nd, 2004 06:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xansYour Name: Hana Virginia McFarland
Your Date of Birth: 7/15/85
Your Question or Information: Will I travel as much as I want?
Aww yeah.
My mother needs to die. My father rocks. My brother is the greatest. My sister is a slut. My boyfriend is cute, if googly-eyed. Damn that's the life.
Every time I take this test, it just gets to be higher and higher. I'm always above average for the Bitch, Bastard, and Slut tests. Kind of funny, actually.
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 57% rock-solid friend.
Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
I'm not a Virgo, but that's actually... pretty damn accurate.
If a friend comes to me, ranting about something, could I get away with asking them, "Are you ranting just to get it out of your system, or because you think I might be able to do something about it?" At least that way, I know whether or not to start offering solutions.
Because, I know when I'm ranting, I'm usually just getting it out of my system, and eventually find myself a solution. This means I almost never go to my parents with my problems since they always start offering solutions, and I don't want to throw them out of hand because that isn't what I want to do. The thing is, I think that it's a sort of automatic thing, if someone comes to you with a problem, you try to help them through it. But why bother if that's not what he or she wants? It's a bit hard to determine without frustrating you or the person in the process.
That could be just me.
In other news, the pain in my jaw is down, although my stitches sting. I also had some actual "must chew" food and did okay. Why couldn't mum have waited until tonight to cook the pizza?!
Oooh, I have to resist the temptation to explore the back of my mouth with my tongue. I want to pick at the stitches which is a very bad idea.
*sighs* Can't wait until this is all over.
I love my horoscope. Sometimes it provides great wisdom:
Lead with your mouth. The truest words come from the heart, bypassing the convoluted logic of your brain. Sometimes this strategy gets you into trouble, but right now it's more likely to set you free.
Fin.
Your Date of Birth: 7/15/85
Your Question or Information: Will I travel as much as I want?
Past Raido - Safe travel, movement, obtaining justice in an issue, used to keep a situation from stagnating. | Present Tir - Victory, leadership, success over other competitors, increase in finances, virility and passion (especially for men). | Future Othel - Material possessions and protection of those possessions, inheritance (can be genetic traits inherited from elders). |
Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster
Hmmmm.
Aww yeah.
My mother needs to die. My father rocks. My brother is the greatest. My sister is a slut. My boyfriend is cute, if googly-eyed. Damn that's the life.
Every time I take this test, it just gets to be higher and higher. I'm always above average for the Bitch, Bastard, and Slut tests. Kind of funny, actually.
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 57% rock-solid friend.
Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
I'm not a Virgo, but that's actually... pretty damn accurate.
If a friend comes to me, ranting about something, could I get away with asking them, "Are you ranting just to get it out of your system, or because you think I might be able to do something about it?" At least that way, I know whether or not to start offering solutions.
Because, I know when I'm ranting, I'm usually just getting it out of my system, and eventually find myself a solution. This means I almost never go to my parents with my problems since they always start offering solutions, and I don't want to throw them out of hand because that isn't what I want to do. The thing is, I think that it's a sort of automatic thing, if someone comes to you with a problem, you try to help them through it. But why bother if that's not what he or she wants? It's a bit hard to determine without frustrating you or the person in the process.
That could be just me.
In other news, the pain in my jaw is down, although my stitches sting. I also had some actual "must chew" food and did okay. Why couldn't mum have waited until tonight to cook the pizza?!
Oooh, I have to resist the temptation to explore the back of my mouth with my tongue. I want to pick at the stitches which is a very bad idea.
*sighs* Can't wait until this is all over.
I love my horoscope. Sometimes it provides great wisdom:
Lead with your mouth. The truest words come from the heart, bypassing the convoluted logic of your brain. Sometimes this strategy gets you into trouble, but right now it's more likely to set you free.
Fin.
