He is such a bitch

This is a conversation I had with my ex, Jason, yesterday. It's a bit long, but I felt like posting it in all its entirety because I got several good insults in there. Especially once the topic moved onto how he was doing. Don't ask me why I haven't blocked him yet, because I couldn't tell you. Well, maybe it's so I can talk to him, and then tell Brie about it so she feels better about herself because no matter how depressed she feels she isn't him. You know how that is.

( Die, Jason, Die! )

There's just something about him being depressed that doesn't evoke my sympathy. Most of my friends have my sympathy, compassion, and love. Not him. I just want to beat the shit out of him.

Fin.