Why have two angry women...?

( Okay, okay, I'll use the cut this time. )

Gaffed from wytch_sansmerci who gaffed it off someone else
Go to the toy aisle of any store. All the dolls (or "action figures") come packaged with one or two "accessories." Barbie has her purse, The Hulk has a big rock, Space Ghost has little cards and a desk.
If someone were to go to the toy store and buy a YOU action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you? (Aside from a little computer - we all come with that!) Furthermore, what outfit would you be wearing, and what action would you perform when they pressed the little lever on your back?

Outfit: black bra under black mesh top, leather pants and steel-toe combat boots. Perhaps red and white striped socks. Definitely NOT engraved undergarments. And a widebrimmed black hat.
Items: a rusty spoon and an ashanderei.
Action: kicking. In the direction of GI JOE's fracas.

No, not violence oriented AT ALL.

Fin.