Why have two angry women...?

[xans]

You are the color red. You are the most
controversial of all the colors. You are often
easily angered, but as easily as you got
excited, you come down. When angered, do you
have the tendency to be malicious? Afterwards,
do you end up begging for forgiveness? Maybe.
But you're incredibly generous, and, odd
enough, needy. You love to hate, and
sometimes, you hate to love. This color
describes you as generally edgy. When in a bad
situation, you're pessimistic, and when you're
in a good situation, you're extremely
optimistic. You're painfully tempermental, and
sometimes it hurts the ones you love. But with
an exciting and stimulating attitude, you enjoy
talking to people and being social. But aside
from your bold and outgoing attitude, you're
attention-needing and attention-getting. This
color is associated with lust and desire--and
you are both lust and desirous. You're a
protective person when it comes to the people
you love. You're incredibly sharp-witted and
powerful (not to mention intelligent!).

What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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Pretty good.

Your Lord of the Rings Future... by brooke1202
Name
Favorite Color
Favorite Food
You will marry
You will have this many kids	24
You cheat on him with
He cheats on you with
You have the best talks with
And the best sex with
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*snickers* Cor, at least I get sex with the Merry Prince.

Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin	SlothGluttonyGreedLustEnvyAngerPride
You are convicted of	You Have a Mullet; FASHION FELONY!!!!
And sentenced to	Death Row!
Warden	shanny312
Abusive redneck guard	ohdeargirl
Easy to bribe guard	diea
Cellmate	enders_lament
Wants to make you their bitch	thegreenchicken
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	dear_dustin
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	fenchurch
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	pillu
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Roflmrao

Gaffed from wytch_sansmerci who gaffed it off someone else
Go to the toy aisle of any store. All the dolls (or "action figures") come packaged with one or two "accessories." Barbie has her purse, The Hulk has a big rock, Space Ghost has little cards and a desk.
If someone were to go to the toy store and buy a YOU action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you? (Aside from a little computer - we all come with that!) Furthermore, what outfit would you be wearing, and what action would you perform when they pressed the little lever on your back?

Outfit: black bra under black mesh top, leather pants and steel-toe combat boots. Perhaps red and white striped socks. Definitely NOT engraved undergarments. And a widebrimmed black hat.
Items: a rusty spoon and an ashanderei.
Action: kicking. In the direction of GI JOE's fracas.

No, not violence oriented AT ALL.

Fin.