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Oct. 7th, 2004 06:49 pmFoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass
FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
*snickers*
They paved more of my lane.
I finally got to play me. Apparently the me Sim likes Matt. A lot. I couldn't get her to talk to Rhi or try and get rid of Jake if I had anything about talking to Matt. (Rhi please don't kill me.) And she's far more interested in working out than I've ever been. But it was still pretty fun and at least she wants to learn how to cook.
I can't resist. It's on my profile, I just showed it to
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Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny. |
Fin.