New layout, colors, and icons.

diea: nice new set up....I'm not a huge fan of the green though.
_xanthia: why not?
diea: it doesn't seem to fit with the blue
diea: and I'm not really a fan of green as a color most of the time.
_xanthia: ah
_xanthia: well, green is my 2nd favorite color
diea: but it's mostly b/c it doesn't click with the blue
_xanthia: and I'm not going to mix it with my first favorite color
diea: hey man, it's your LJ.
diea: which is?
_xanthia: then my lj would look like a pumpkin on smack

This one's easy:

COMMENT WITH THINGS I WOULD NEVER EVER SAY IN A MILLION YEARS.

Fin.

Be careful what you call your S.O.

There's this doctor, and he never called his wife, "the wife." She'd given birth six children, which made him rather proud. He wouldd fondly refer to her as "Mother of Six" much to her disgust.
One day, they're at a party, it's getting a bit late, and he wants to go. He looks around but can't see his wife for all the people. And so he called out, "Mother of Six, where are you?"
And she, rather miffed with the nickname, replied, "Father of Four, here I am."

Fin.