Dad's trying to get me drunk.

*clears throat* Ahem. An experiment in cooking has led to a lovely, lovely meal. Therefore:

Take

1 lb. mincemeat
1 onion, chopped in whichever style you prefer
some garlic, also chopped

and put into a wok with some coconut oil. Brown the meat, then add

1 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. allspice
1/4 cup sweet chili sauce
1 can chopped tomatoes (or fresh, if you want)
and chives, chopped.

Stir for a few minutes, then let simmer for half an hour (or thereabouts). Serve on rice (or pasta, probably spirals) and enjoy. Make the person who didn't help cook do the dishes.

Measurements need not be as exact as written, but that is the approximate amount of added ingredients. And it was wonderful. Now I'm enjoying a cup of properly brewed coffee with a shot of rum in it. Dad keeps offering to put more rum in it so I'll 'get sleepy' which will let him and Suzy do... unthinkable things. *laughs* Mmm, dark chocolate.

( 2005 meme )

Fin.