Hana was arrested

Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work. Post the strangest one you find on the first page.

Hana was arrested for the intent to shoplift, which is a crime in Ohio.

I'd like to know wtf I was doing in Ohio?

Fin.