bloody hell

I don't like today and it's not even ten o'clock.

I woke up this morning, put the dogs out, etc... went back to bed. Finally got up 'cause Buddy wouldn't stop whining to come back inside. Had to feed him and Truffles, and the cats, and make sure nobody stole anyone else's food.

Answered nature, and oh yeah, period started yesterday sometime around the time I sat down to watch Once Upon a Time in Mexico, so I go to the loo this morning and it looks like someone was murdered in my panties during the night. This is not a nice period. Maybe, maybe I have to put up with crime scene panties for just a few days, as opposed to the usual painter's visit that lasts a week.

Oh, and it's raining, and there's washing on the line. It's washing that was done last week, forgotten about and sat in the washer for days, so it had to be rewashed to get rid of the smell. *sigh*

I keep spilling milk. And I've yet to do dishes, which should probably be done before Dad and Suzy get back. And I want to get on Iain's computer because after watching Once Upon a Time in Mexico, I watched Silence of the Lambs (just as I sat down to eat dinner, and I'd never seen before, but ooh do I like it), and then Star Wars. And now I want to watch Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. BUT his power button is finicky--you have to press it just right or it jams and the computer doesn't turn on. And all I seem to be doing is jamming it. It. Just. Won't. Turn. On.

I told you I don't like today.

Maybe something nice will happen to make it better, but I think that's just wishful thinking on my part.

Fin.

Don't even laugh.

Oh, and did I mention, my method of being woken up this morning was Truffles sticking his tongue up my right nostril?

Those big brown cute chihauhua eyes don't fool me. Bastard.

Fin.

Okay, THIS makes me feel better

Shamelessly gacked from simple__man
Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson. Tag 5 people on your flist to do this meme.

I'm going with all celebrities. And this was hard, limiting my lust down to so... few. :P But you get them twice over. Very image heavy. Hee! Oh, yeah, screw tagging.

( Look and see what I got )

Fin.

Pee ess: switched in a couple new icons.

okay, okay, day is looking up

Yes, I'm spamming. I'm making up for those days on end where I didn't update. And also...

Journal entries: 661

This being #662. Sooooooo close to that Unholy entry.

Dishes are done. Had some lovely fruit, and a pb & j sandwich. Remembered I made the BEST scrambled eggs I've ever made for dinner last night.

I'm doing okay. Not that I expect you to notice, after seeing the previous entry. Hee.

Fin.

Bloody jesus fuck

Should I ever have children (as I intend to) and should they ever discover my livejournal (god forbid), here's a post to make them go, "ewwww."

I go for walks and listen to music. Do it nearly every day. Otherwise, some days, I'd spend the entire day on the computer. Not good. I am wearing this skirt. A white tank top and a long sleeved mesh top. My hair is down. I was wearing my brown boots.

As I was walking, I was approached by a man, who told me I'm gorgeous. Yay. He offered me $100 for sex.

...

While I realise prostitution is legal in NZ, that's just... creepy. He was even willing to just pay me to sit there while he... *rolls eyes*

Gyahhhhh. *shudders*

Fin.