Facebook is good for finding new jokes

What begins in F and ends in UCK? That's right! FIRETRUCK.
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Dear Icebergs,

Soooo sorry to hear about Global Warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,
Titanic
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Why's a leprechaun always laughing when it's running through fields?
Idk, y?
Because their balls r being tickled by the grass
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*snickersnort*

Gratch is trying to take over my lap. She keeps pushing my arm, or my keyboard try, trying to pwn my life.

Got mad at Sims 2 yesterday, damn nanny went home when she wasn't supposed to and the toddlers got taken away by social services. I hate it when the game does stuff like that to me.

Anyway, gonna dye my hair red again, probably later this afternoon.

Fin.