Just some stuff
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wytch_sansmerci had done several quizzes and memes, and this survey. One of her answers, I thought was a reference to Dane Cook. I mean, c'mon, any of you DC fans would think the same if you read, "Hahaha! Shoes! You kill me." Well, I'd hoped to find it quoted somewhere so I could explain it to her (alas, no luck, and I suck at remembering the exact words, and can't be bothered listening to the track repeatedly to type it up myself), and in the procces, discovered... he has a myspace account. (Incidentally, so do I.)
SU-FI
rok on / fuk off
If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.
"What the hell is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER (see my icon on the left) on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?
One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz.I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass M F).
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it means:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon.
This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED!
It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "fuck you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.
-Dane Cook
I love him. So much.
DC and JT after the Jay Davis comedy show at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
Fucking awesome.
Fin.
wytch_sansmerci had done several quizzes and memes, and this survey. One of her answers, I thought was a reference to Dane Cook. I mean, c'mon, any of you DC fans would think the same if you read, "Hahaha! Shoes! You kill me." Well, I'd hoped to find it quoted somewhere so I could explain it to her (alas, no luck, and I suck at remembering the exact words, and can't be bothered listening to the track repeatedly to type it up myself), and in the procces, discovered... he has a myspace account. (Incidentally, so do I.)SU-FI
rok on / fuk off
If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.
"What the hell is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER (see my icon on the left) on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?
One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz.I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass M F).
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it means:
"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon.
This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED!
It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "fuck you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.
-Dane Cook
I love him. So much.
DC and JT after the Jay Davis comedy show at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
The Random Question Meme!
An array of completely random questions about my friends!
- What is shiseiji's favorite song?
- Something in Japanese, surely
- What is juliarchy's favorite band?
- *Nsync! :P She knows why I said that. Nah, I don't remember anything but Less Than Jake.
- Who would make a better window-washer, potterpuffs or sheafrotherdon?
- potterpuffs. So then Cate could go off and write beautiful boysmut.
- What would happen if ishimish and macjinx went on a date together?
- It would be more than a little weird, given Olivia's takenness and living in Finland and such.
- What is virginhuntress's fantasy?
- More time with her man, better pay, less stress, and fluency in arabic.
- What would happen if you were to date murkeye?
- That's no one's business but ours. *smirks*
- It's all pandoras_evil_t's fault, isn't it?
- Naturally.
- If yeliah_whiskey and motovif were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?
- motovif would be. And Yeliah'd get her to hand out firewshiskey afterwards.
- Can nz_dark_angel solve a Rubik's Cube?
- In between getting married and going on a honeymoon, sure.
- Did blue_raven steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Of course she did. Cookies are yummy.
- What's the biggest difference between pillu and peaseblossom03?
- Mon was born in New Zealand, and Laura wasn't? :P
- Why shouldn't juliarchy and ervinai be a couple?
- They're happy with other people, and don't know each other besides.
- What is shiseiji's sexiest feature?
- *snickers*
- Who would make a better stuffed animal, wizzart or mikazuki?
- mikazuki! I miss her.
- Where did kiwialicat leave the remote?
- In the fishbowl. Again.
This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.
Do you feel enlightened now?
Fucking awesome.
Fin.
