Valerie story ideas from a conversation with Matt

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Me says: Ari didn't mean for her crew to start out female-heavy, but when her mechanic Callie and her gunner Briley retired, she managed to pick up Thierry and he introduced her to Nyla, and, eventually, Jerrin
Gully Dwarf Blues says: Ah.
Me says: Jerrin is good as a gunner but also serves as a bit of a Jack-of-all-Trades (joat) helping wherever someone needs an extra hand
Me says: 'cept piloting, which seems to be a talent reserved for the womenfolk of their ship
Gully Dwarf Blues says: Hollander can pretty do almost everything, but he spends most of his time planning their next attack.
Me says: Ari is the worst cook ever. She can burn water.
Gully Dwarf Blues says: Hehehe. I'm glad she isn't making food for me!
Me says: Merril took her off the cooking rota, after that week they got food poisoning and nearly lost the ship to some scavengers who mistook a drifting Valerie for a derelict
Gully Dwarf Blues says: Ouch.
Me says: fortunately, no scavenger appreciates being vomitted on and a sick crew is a desperate crew to get the threat off their boat 'fore the next round of vomitting and diarrhea
Me says: their attackers were very cautious approaching derelicts after that, and still turn pale at the sound of vomitting
Gully Dwarf Blues says: I love it.
Me says: I love making this stuff up on the spot

Fin.