I'm going to have dreams of warm feet
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xansWhat should you do if you man walks out?
Shut the door behind him.
What should you do if you see your ex rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
What have you got if you have 100 men buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
One, if you slice him thinly enough.
How do you stop a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How do you stop a man from spitting?
Turn down the grill.
How can you tell a guy's well-hung?
You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp instrument.
What does it mean when the man in your bed is gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Recently I paid a visit to Urban Dictionary because I was confused as to what "YMMV" meant. And then I threw in a couple other words just to see what the defintion was, if there was one. One of them was "Metallicar" which is the fan-assigned name of the oh-so-lovely car Sam and Dean have in Supernatural. I was amused about part of the definition, concerning real fangirls and the episode "Devil's Trap" (that I haven't seen, but I know about), what was this:
*After the ending of Devil's Trap*
FakeDitzyFangirl 1: Ahhhh! Sam!
FakeDitzyFangirl 2: Ahhhh! Dean!
RealFangirl 3: Noooooooo! The Metallicar
I suspect I belong to category 3, because we all know what is important and irreplaceable. *nods*
...Dude, I think a rat is setting up shop in my flatmate's closet. I heard scratching and I'm sure it was the pitter patter of not so small claws of a rat, as opposed to a wee mousie. But I didn't see anything, so I can't be sure.
And yet more links:
Truth Surprises -Actually, the thud was kinda fun, as long as the impact left you conscious. Sheppard/Beckett porn.
Not Going Anywhere -John wakes up, and he can't see, or hear. He tries not to panic, and there are those there to help him.
Running on Empty -John and Rodney are implanted with Wraith trackers and placed separately on an alien world to act as runners for the Wraith's amusement. As the story switches between John and Rodney we see a John who doesn't remember anything about who he is but still deals with his problems in a very John way and a panicked Rodney who is all too aware of his own abilities and lack thereof.
Long Road Home -"Great, now I'm on a first-name basis with illegal aliens," McKay groaned. "I am officially the worst border agent ever." An illegal immigrant, an emotionally and physically damaged veteran, and a border patrol agent who hates his job... maybe they were destined to be friends in any universe.
Fin.
Shut the door behind him.
What should you do if you see your ex rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
What have you got if you have 100 men buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
One, if you slice him thinly enough.
How do you stop a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How do you stop a man from spitting?
Turn down the grill.
How can you tell a guy's well-hung?
You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp instrument.
What does it mean when the man in your bed is gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Recently I paid a visit to Urban Dictionary because I was confused as to what "YMMV" meant. And then I threw in a couple other words just to see what the defintion was, if there was one. One of them was "Metallicar" which is the fan-assigned name of the oh-so-lovely car Sam and Dean have in Supernatural. I was amused about part of the definition, concerning real fangirls and the episode "Devil's Trap" (that I haven't seen, but I know about), what was this:
*After the ending of Devil's Trap*
FakeDitzyFangirl 1: Ahhhh! Sam!
FakeDitzyFangirl 2: Ahhhh! Dean!
RealFangirl 3: Noooooooo! The Metallicar
I suspect I belong to category 3, because we all know what is important and irreplaceable. *nods*
...Dude, I think a rat is setting up shop in my flatmate's closet. I heard scratching and I'm sure it was the pitter patter of not so small claws of a rat, as opposed to a wee mousie. But I didn't see anything, so I can't be sure.
And yet more links:
Truth Surprises -Actually, the thud was kinda fun, as long as the impact left you conscious. Sheppard/Beckett porn.
Not Going Anywhere -John wakes up, and he can't see, or hear. He tries not to panic, and there are those there to help him.
Running on Empty -John and Rodney are implanted with Wraith trackers and placed separately on an alien world to act as runners for the Wraith's amusement. As the story switches between John and Rodney we see a John who doesn't remember anything about who he is but still deals with his problems in a very John way and a panicked Rodney who is all too aware of his own abilities and lack thereof.
Long Road Home -"Great, now I'm on a first-name basis with illegal aliens," McKay groaned. "I am officially the worst border agent ever." An illegal immigrant, an emotionally and physically damaged veteran, and a border patrol agent who hates his job... maybe they were destined to be friends in any universe.
Fin.
