| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with _xanthia's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | mobile phone radiation |
| Symptoms: | receding gums, mild nice dreams, speaking in tongues |
| Cure: | electroshock therapy |
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Wiccatitiaitis | |
| Cause: | excessive Internet usage |
| Symptoms: | frequent hand tremors, tufts of hair, excessive froglike eyes, hair loss |
| Cure: | acupuncture |
I find both amusing. Thank you,
Fin.