Take that, scum.

[xans]

You are working for a secret underground society that controls the fate of mankind. You have pictures of a highly-ranked extraterrestrial ambassador performing obscene acts with an antelope. This same ambassador wants to influence public opinion by manipulation of the sorts of information they are exposed to on the internet--again. You're addicted to the internet. What do you do?

Publish the images on his homeworld. Screw blackmail. Go straight to the source.