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Your LJ Hos
LJ Username
Age:
Feather Colour:	RedBlueGreenYellowOrangePurpleBrownTaupeChartreuseVermillionStuccoEggshellBlack
Pimpmobile:
The popular ho:	ishimish
The big-boobed ho:	object_fixation
The kinky ho:	_brit_
The classy ho:	artemis_ultor
The crossdressin' ho:	dear_dustin
Average Monthly Income:	$346,974.58
This Quiz by mabelair - Taken 29382 Times.

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Losing your LJ virginity...
LJ Username
You will lose your LJ virginity to...	ishimish
They will charge you...	$1,093.15
You will think it was...	nice
They will fall in love with you.	FALSE
Will you do it again?	(8) - It is certain. - (8)
Percentage the relationship will last... - 72%
This cool quiz by hope99_31516 - Taken 1251 Times.

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How Much of A Pirate are You?
Full Name
Age
Most likely to say...	"where be your booty"
Sexy Pirate Trait	polly
How Much of A Pirate are You? (1-10)	7-arrr
This Quiz by Gotstrings88 - Taken 2758 Times.

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Your inner Devil.
Full Name
Age
Job	Bring people to the Afterworld
Eyes	green
Extra limbs	bat-like wings
Special Ablilities	able to turn yourself inside out
Weakness	You can't stand the sound of screaming.
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You are Gandalf. And there is work to be done.
LJ Username
So, Master Gandalf, what is your new quest?
And whither do you wander?	The Misty MountainsRohanGondorMirkwoodLothlorienThe Lonely Mountain and DaleIthilienMordorFar HaradBeyond the Sea of RhunUpstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
I take it you will be taking halflings again?	NaturallyHm, yes I suppose soWell, they are nicely disposableIt pains me as their innocence is so precious, but yesHorrid little things! Oh, alright thenWell it did work out quite well last time
And who, Master Gandalf, shall you take as a warrior to protect	Aragorn, son of Arathorn etc. Legolas, son of ThranduilGimli, son of GloinBoromir, son of DenethorEomer, son of EomundFaramir, son of DenethorEowyn, daughter of EomundNo one, the brats can fend for themselves
Will your quest be successful?	(8) - Without a doubt. - (8)
The reformed hell-raiser and recovering Ring-bearer	wytch_sansmerci
The devoted and slashable gardener	enders_lament
The gentlemanly anal-retentive	macjinx
The impertinent young aristocrat	shiseiji
The doddery poet who is far too old for this kind of thing	thegreenchicken
This fun quiz by mirabehn - Taken 1224 Times.

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Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Name
Age
House	GryffindorHufflepuffRavenclawSlytherin
Family Line	MugglebornHalf-BloodPure-Blood
Dated	Lily Evans
You are well known for	Always getting detentions
Percentage of student body you shagged - 26%
How do the staff and students feel about you	Will you Marry me?!?!!
This quiz by lady_ameily - Taken 174947 Times.

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What are your LJ Friends doing behind your back?
LJ Username
Is leading you on.	cheezybrie
Is spreading rumors about you.	ishimish
Made a voodoo doll of you.	stickyballerz66
Is getting with your crush.	d_e_l_i_r_i_u_m
Likes your mom.	macjinx
How True This Is - 70%
This QuickKwiz by BruisedWideOpen - Taken 225 Times.

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How pure are you?
Name?
Age?
Sex?	Femalemaleundecided
Vigin?
Purity level - 25%
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Labyrinth Casting With Your LJ Friends
LJ Username
Sarah	zippah
Jareth	labellapirata
The Worm	bent_unbroken
Ludo	macjinx
Sir Didymus	shanny312
Hoggle	shanny312
This fun quiz by NymphoAngel - Taken 1678 Times.

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LJ as Bad Fanfiction
LJ Username
Color
Zodiac
hates you but secretly lusts after you and steals your underwear	wytch_sansmerci
uses wordy phrases during sex like engorged pulsating hot member	pillu
angsty omnipotent mary sue with DDD tits who steals boyfriends	dear_dustin
is straight but goes gay and wants you because of a reader poll	charley_chaz
airhead who killed themselves after they liked you raping them	zippah
12 year old rabid sex-addict moron author controlling this mess	shanny312
This quiz by silklily - Taken 216 Times.

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Granger’s Polyjuice Potion
Name / Username
You change into	Croaker
While you are them, you discover…	that someone has been using your wand for naughty reasons
After an hour you decide…	forget it ever happened
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The Fellowship of the LiveJournal
LJ Username
The Ringbearer:	stickyballerz66
The Wizard:	enders_lament
The Royal One:	cause_789
The Hot Elf:	charley_chaz
The Comic Relief:	peaseblossom03
The Dead One:	kyliej
This QuickKwiz by ciambawildcat - Taken 13158 Times.

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