Do not piss off Sean Connery in a loincloth.

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What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
Name:
Age
Who	Sirius Black
You say:	"You really know how to make an entrance, don't you?"
He says:	"I'm going to kill Fred. I KNEW this wasn't the right way to Honeydukes."
He comes out, holding a	vibrating wand.
You react by	grabbing him with both hands and snogging him senseless.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.
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What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
Name:
Age
Who	Lucius Malfoy
You say:	"My mother warned me about people like you."
He says:	"I felt your need and I came as quickly as possible."
He comes out, holding a	vial of Veritaserum.
You react by	squealing with delight.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.
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What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
Name:
Age
Who	Sirius Black
You say:	"I must have died, because you look like hell."
He says:	"I suppose a shag is out of the question...?"
He comes out, holding a	vibrating wand.
You react by	smiling evilly.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.
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LJ House Party by fayray
Username
The DJ	mister_chris
The Drunk	object_fixation
The Hottie	virginhuntress
The Wallflower	cause_789
The Player	labellapirata
The Gambler	artemis_ultor
The Horny One	fenchurch
The Crasher	ohdeargirl
The Love Interest	enders_lament
How many people got laid	83
Chances the party will be a sucess: 84%
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Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite
LJ Username
Favorite animal
You invite over...
They bring...
You talk about...
You end up...	going back to THEIR place
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Ummm... who is that?

Your life in the Vampire Chronicles by jadeddyskrasia
Username
Age
Your maker will be:	David
You will die at the age of:	782
You will be killed by:	Lestat, who got jealous when Louis said he found you more attractive
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I hate earthlink. Bastards never work right, always disconnecting at the worst possible moment... gah. Fucking dial-up!
I think I'd better have that shower and get dressed now...

Fin.