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xansHow do you like your Snape? by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
laurelwood
1. Physique
b. lean but well-muscled
Or
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
c. poor hygiene
3. His Bits
c. long and slender
4. His Sexual History
added option f. some non-con as a Death Eater, and perhaps a random hook-up or two.
5. His Sexual Prowess
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets
d. flannel
8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius
f. abused by self
added option g. abused by just about everyone he's ever met
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
Or
e. doesn't survive the war
10. His Drink of Choice
b. whatever's handy
11. His Leisure Pursuits
a. listens to classical music
b. reads classical literature
e. plays masterful chess
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
13. His Undergarments
b. those medieval twisty things
14. Optional Features
c. world-famous in the field of potions
f. knows all the secret passages in Malfoy Manor
Not necessarily how I like my Snape, but certainly more realistic than some of the other options, I should think. I'd get more in depth about it but I'm tired and going to bed.
Fin.
laurelwood 1. Physique
b. lean but well-muscled
Or
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
c. poor hygiene
3. His Bits
c. long and slender
4. His Sexual History
added option f. some non-con as a Death Eater, and perhaps a random hook-up or two.
5. His Sexual Prowess
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
6. His Private Quarters
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
7. His Bedsheets
d. flannel
8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius
f. abused by self
added option g. abused by just about everyone he's ever met
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
Or
e. doesn't survive the war
10. His Drink of Choice
b. whatever's handy
11. His Leisure Pursuits
a. listens to classical music
b. reads classical literature
e. plays masterful chess
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
13. His Undergarments
b. those medieval twisty things
14. Optional Features
c. world-famous in the field of potions
f. knows all the secret passages in Malfoy Manor
Not necessarily how I like my Snape, but certainly more realistic than some of the other options, I should think. I'd get more in depth about it but I'm tired and going to bed.
Fin.
